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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Are you a Democrat, or Republican




On a tip  from my nephew Matt:





Are you a Democrat, or Republican ?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. 


Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife in one hand and a pistol in the other comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, points the gun and charges at you.


You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.


What do you do?



Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack me? 


Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?


Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.





Republican's Answer:

BANG!




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