Friday, June 22, 2007
Paris Hilton has been offered $1,000,000 from NBC for the first interview when she gets out of jail. This is a nice gig if you can get it. She is arrested for DWI then gets caught not once but twice for driving with a suspended license. On top of that she is 1/2 hour late showing up in court.
Just thought I would do a little venting. Think I'll get my bottle of Jim Beam and my car keys and see if I can get arrested for DWI. I could use the money.
PS: Thank God she didn't kill anybody. But if she had would they have offered $2,000,000?
Posted by Merchant of Venom at 6/22/2007 09:56:00 AM