(I especially like this one. Notice how he conveniently leaves out the word illegal)
"My family moved to that town because my father, who has a high school education and is still living, believed that by working hard and doing the right thing that his kids would have the opportunity for a better life.
"These Hispanic families? They came to Robbins, North Carolina, for exactly the same reason.
[APPLAUSE)] What idiots
"And those who came and live there, who work hard and are responsible, they have earned the right to be American citizens. "
"If they agree to wash the dishes in our restaurants or clean our homes or watch our children for the lowest wages imaginable, off the books then welcome to America."
Al Sharpton (Unbelievable-- and this asshole ran for President!)