As you know Sean Penn's close friend Saddam met his end dangling from the end of a rope. Now the poor bastard is left without a hero. What should a multi-millionaire movie star do for his country that has been so damn good to him? Why call on Chavez of course! The rest of his itinerary goes like this. Next week he is in Iran to kiss Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's ass and the following week he is going to Northern Pakistan to be the quest host on TTN (the Ayman al-Zawahiri Televised Terror Network).