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Friday, February 29, 2008

A Paid Political Announcement by Sen. Barack Obama (D-Illinois)

From my friend Ed

My fellow Identity-Americans

As your future President I want to thank
my supporters, for their... well, support.

Your mindless support of me, despite my
complete lack of any legislative achievement,
my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan
and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my
blatantly leftist voting record while I present
myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful
drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies
me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming
Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him.
Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over
a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for
coming out in support of me. There's a lot of
glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though
JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother
Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King
, Jr.
and Teddy killed a teenage girl. And I'm not
going anywhere near the cousins, both literally
and figuratively.

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support.
Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be
the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my
lack of experience or achievement, but because
I make people feel good. Voting for me causes
some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined,
racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really
mean anything because Americans are tired of
things having meaning. If things have meaning,
then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking.

It's time to shut down the brain,
and open up the heart.

So when you go to vote in the primaries,
remember don't think, just do.

And do it for me.

Thank You.


Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Snake Oil Saleswoman

"Step right up!....
I got the cure right here in this bottle.... If it ails ya,
I got the solution for the restitution... You there, come here and try a little swig.... That's right, take a bigger swallow..... Move aside now let this man have a swallow.... How about you Mister!... Yeah you..... Are ya thirsty?..... What'd you mean you can't meet your note..... I'll put a 90 day moratorium on your foreclosure.... Not good enough you say!.... How's about I slap on a 5 year interest rate freeze..... I'll do anything to get your vote (I mean save your home).... I'll set up a $30 Billion fund to bail out people like you who are facing foreclosure............... That's good take another drink....Drink all you want....You there, you want some.....Plenty to go around!"

Will you buy a bottle of Aunt Hillary's Snake Oil ?


Monday, February 25, 2008

The Real Story of the Human Cost of Illegals

Check out this web site:

A whole new outlook on illegals


The Ever-'Present'Obama

By Nathan Gonzales

We aren't talking about a "present" vote on whether to name a state office building after a deceased state official, but rather about votes that reflect an officeholder's core values.

For example, in 1997, Obama voted "present" on two bills (HB 382 and SB 230) that would have prohibited a procedure often referred to as partial birth abortion. He also voted "present" on SB 71, which lowered the first offense of carrying a concealed weapon from a felony to a misdemeanor and raised the penalty of subsequent offenses.

In 1999, Obama voted "present" on SB 759, a bill that required mandatory adult prosecution for firing a gun on or near school grounds. The bill passed the state Senate 52-1. Also in 1999, Obama voted "present" on HB 854 that protected the privacy of sex-abuse victims by allowing petitions to have the trial records sealed. He was the only member to not support the bill.

In 2001, Obama voted "present" on two parental notification abortion bills (HB 1900 and SB 562), and he voted "present" on a series of bills (SB 1093, 1094, 1095) that sought to protect a child if it survived a failed abortion. In his book, the Audacity of Hope, on page 132, Obama explained his problems with the "born alive" bills, specifically arguing that they would overturn Roe v. Wade. But he failed to mention that he only felt strongly enough to vote "present" on the bills instead of "no."

And finally in 2001, Obama voted "present" on SB 609, a bill prohibiting strip clubs and other adult establishments from being within 1,000 feet of schools, churches, and daycares.

If Obama had taken a position for or against these bills, he would have pleased some constituents and alienated others. Instead, the Illinois legislator-turned-U.S. senator and, now, Democratic presidential hopeful essentially took a pass.

Some of these bills may have been "bad. They may have included poison pills or been poorly written, making it impossible for Obama to support them. They may have even been unconstitutional. When I asked the Obama campaign about those votes, they explained that in some cases, the Senator was uncomfortable with only certain parts of the bill, while in other cases, the bills were attempts by Republicans simply to score points.

But even if that were the case, it doesn't explain his votes. The state legislator had an easy solution if the bills were unacceptable to him: he could have voted against them and explained his reasoning.

Because it takes affirmative votes to pass legislation in the Illinois Senate, a "present" vote is tantamount to a "no" vote. A "present" vote is generally used to provide political cover for legislators who don't want to be on the record against a bill that they oppose. Of course, Obama isn't the first or only Illinois state senator to vote "present," but he is the only one running for President of the United States.

While these votes occurred while Obama and the Democrats were in the minority in the Illinois Senate, in the Audacity of Hope (page 130), Obama explained that even as a legislator in the minority, "You must vote yes or no on whatever bill comes up, with the knowledge that it's unlikely to be a compromise that either you or your supporters consider fair and or just."

Obama's "present" record could hurt him in two very different ways in his bid to win the Democratic presidential nomination and, ultimately, the White House. On one hand, those votes could anger some Democrats, even liberals, because he did not take a strong enough stand on their issues. On the other hand, his votes could simply be portrayed by adversaries as a failure of leadership for not being willing to make a tough decision and stick by it.

Obama is one of the most dynamic and captivating figures in American politics at this time, and he has put together an excellent campaign team. He clearly is a factor in the race for the Democratic nomination in 2008.

But as Democrats - and Americans - are searching for their next leader, the Illinois senator's record, and not just his rhetoric, will be examined under a microscope. As president, Obama will be faced with countless difficult decisions on numerous gray issues, and voting "present" will not be an option. He will need to explain those "present" votes as a member of the Illinois Legislature if he hopes to become America's commander -in- chief.


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Pope of Hope

His speeches on the campaign trail are becoming more and more like a Billy Graham Crusade:

"The change we seek is still months and miles away we need the good people of Texas to get there." ........

Here he is transformed. A fusion of Moses and MLK leading them to the promise land.

The Obama campaign is a tsunami.

He could announce he made a deal with Al Qaeda to blow up the Chrysler Building and still get votes.

"I'm for change. I'm for hope.".........Next town......"I'm for change. I'm for hope."..........Next town......."I'm for change. I'm for hope"........after a while this sounds like a broken record. The only thing his supporters love more are "HeadOn" commercials.


Tuesday, February 19, 2008

How many nut cases are there?

A background check is performed when an individual purchases a firearm to see if they have a criminal history. This law should be expanded to include this:

If you are taking prescription drugs, because you are mentally unstable, it should be included in this background check.

Harry Waxman does not want to waste his time on this. It's more important to find out if Roger Clemens used steroids.
Dylan Klebold

Steven Kazmierczak

Seung-Hui Cho

Between these three they killed over 50 people for no reason. Who is going to watch over these people 24/7 to insure they take their medication? Even if they took their medication would you let one of them watch your children? This tragic story just keeps repeating itself.

Not to make light of the situation, but in the "good old days" if you were depressed you jumped off a bridge!


Medea Benjamin ..Code Pink... rhymes with Stink

I'm pro-life. In this case I would have made an exception.

My recent email to Code Pink founder Medea Benjamin:

You once said when you lived in Cuba you thought, "You died and went to heaven." To bad that wasn't the case.

So why in the hell don't you go back to Cuba to live!

Oh wait. You can't. You were deported.

You would think....... it was a lesson learned..... but it went right over your stupid fucking head!

PS: Bush said he's waiting for the satellite to get over Berkeley before he fires.


Mr. Lonely

Since I created my blog I have had only one visitor.

Now I know how Dennis Kucinich feels at a campaign rally.


Friday, February 15, 2008

Monica....No wait it's......Crowley

"The conservative base waited far to long to find Mitt Romney. They waited to fall in love with Mike and Fred. Romney was the back up. When they realized he was the quarterback it was to late."

Baby. I Love You!


Thursday, February 14, 2008

Great Question

The image
I was watching Hannity and Colmes. He had a pollster on that analyzed what the viewer response was on some sort of graph as a Obama commercial was being played in front of a Democratic audience. They ranted and raved about Obama after the commercial.

Hannity asked the pollster to ask the audience to name one specific accomplishment of Obama, that they know of, since Obama became a Senator. No one could come up with one, except one guy. This guy could barely contain his excitement. I am not kidding this is what the guy said:

"Obama is even a better orator then
Jesse Jackson."

They all appeared so stupid, even I felt sorry for them!


Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

From my friend Ed:

Subject: Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events



7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST



and Susan Sarandon


11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


Barbara Streisand


11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by

Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home


Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Money Can't Buy Me Love

That bastard.
How can he expect her to make it on...

150 million!


Monday, February 11, 2008

Chris Wallace interview with "W"

As Bush is being interviewed at Camp David Wallace says to him. "Let me play you this sound bite of what Hillary said and give me your reaction."

"It did take a Clinton to clean up after the first Bush mess and I think it might take another one to clean up after the second Bush."

Clean up the mess the Bush's made!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone spare me.

Bush's response boiled down to, "Aw shucks Chris. That's just politics." I shut the TV off. This lame ass response made me sick to my stomach. I would have went ballistic but I'm not the President. I realize he has to take a more measured approach. But how about something like this:

"That's funny coming from her Chris. As best as I can remember my father nor I were ever impeached!"

Instead he just sits there and lets that bitch mop the floor with him. The Bush's, especially the old man, have been too chummy with the Clinton's. After the interview Bill called Herbert Walker
Bush. Their tee time is still on for Saturday!


Sunday, February 10, 2008

Where's The Beef ?

Obama's in the position he's in for one reason.

The keynote speech he gave at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

In the opening of the movie "Patton" George C. Scott gave the most electrifying speech I ever heard! That doesn't make him a General.

This is a quote from Joe Klein a liberal writer for Time Magazine.

"The Obama campaign, all to often, is about how wonderful the Obama campaign is."



Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The reason for mandatory IQ tests at the voting booth

I am a reporter for RNC News Channel 3. I am doing a exit poll at a Democratic primary with my camera crew. It doesn't matter what state.

A young lady walks out chewing gum incessantly. She appears to be about 21 years old.

"Hold on. Here she comes. As I approach her she realizes she's on TV. I detect the excitement in her eyes."

"Hi, I'm with RNC News do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

"Sure." She says in a bubbly voice.

"Who did you vote for?"

"Obama." She gestures 2 thumbs up with a broad smile on her face. She's still chewing the gum.

"May I ask why?"

"My girl friend Sue called me last night and told me to." She gives the gum a couple of quick chews.

"Do you know how long Obama has been in office?"

"I dunno." The gum chewing slows a little.

"Is Obama a Congressman or a Senator?" The gum chewing stops.

"I dunno." Then she starts chewing the gum faster and a big smile comes over her face. "But he sure is cute!"

"Well thanks for taking the time to talk to us."

"No problem." She looks at the camera with a certain look of satisfaction; puts her hands in the back pockets of her jeans, and still chewing her gum, walks away.