And so it came to past in the year of our Lord 2010. Where a top of Capitol Hill stood the Messiah. The heavens parted and the sun shone majestically on the anointed one. The multitudes gazed up in awe; hungry for the words of the Messiah.
"I come to you my brethren with all the problems I inherited to save you. Give me your sick and injured for I shall heal thee."
The anointed one waved a hand upon the multitudes. And spoke the words they longed to here.
"I give thee healthcare. I am him and I deem it so"
So it was said. So it was written.