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Saturday, May 5, 2012

I usually don't go after FLOTUS

But after seeing this get up I felt a song coming on that harkened back to 1956.

Hit it Harry.

Banana Boat Song

I usually don't go after FLOTUS

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Obama Sandals...Wonder why no one has called for impeachment?

Both Republicans and Democrats share a common bond. Fear. Fear in the knowledge with impeachmeant proceedings should they be successful Joe is now POTUS.

Let me offer you my definition of social justice:

"I keep what I earn and you keep what you earn. Do you disagree? Well then tell me how much of what I earn belongs to you - and why?” Walter E. Williams

Plato

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

We don't blame cars for drunk drivers.

Why blame guns for violent people?

No longer the worse

Obama is the reason Jimmy Carter kneels beside his bed each night and says a thank you prayer.

According to the left wing zealots we have in politics...

We're not supposed to judge all Muslims by the acts of a few "crazies". But the acts of a few American “crazies” is enough to judge all Americans who own guns.

The Ruse

In 2008 Sharpton was to Barry what Kryptonite is to Superman. Now they're conjoined twins. He is a master of the art of deception.

Guns

A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll never need one again.

Insanity

Electing the same idiot and expecting a different result.

Barry "I go skeet shooting all the time."

Somehow I can't see Barry with a Browning Citori 12 gauge O/U.

If Barry was really serious about gun control and violent crime.

He should have this guy arrested.

Al Gore Zeera

Gore said he wouldn't sell Current TV to Glenn Beck because, "he wanted to sell it to someone who's views are more in line with his own." So he sold it to a oil rich terrorist network and wanted the deal closed before December 31st so he wouldn't have to pay his fair share in additional taxes. So you see... he really is a green guy.

Thomas Sowell ... An interesting observation:

"Why is it greedy to try to keep what you earn, but not greedy to try to take what someone else earns?"

Alexander Fraser Tytler

"The historical cycle seems to be: From bondage to spiritual faith; from spiritual faith to courage; from courage to liberty; from liberty to abundance; from abundance to selfishness; from selfishness to apathy; from apathy to dependency; and from dependency back to bondage once more."

What luck for rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

And Barry sure as hell capitalized on that!

It's an uphill battle for conservatives.

Not only do they have to win over the brain dead electorate they have to contend with the liberal's most devoted base: The media.

Ben Franklin

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

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Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government can not pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, "the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better." ...... He is the epitome of hypocrisy!

Blago sentenced to 14 years

He was convicted of trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant senate seat. If he had waited a few years, he could probably sell it back to Barack Obama."

Abe Lincoln

“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.”

Peter Barnes Interview

Peter Barnes: "Is there a risk that the United States could lose its AAA credit rating? Yes or no?" Tim Geithner: "No risk of that." Barnes: "No risk?" Geithner: "No risk." Proving once again this administration has no clue.

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC

"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."

Voters

The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

This time he won't be back

Only man to go from Terminator, to Governator, to Sperminator in one lifetime.

What Win The Future...really means:

"If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you're not a racist, you'll have to vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you're not an idiot."

Milton Friedman

"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand.”

Winston Churchill

“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.”

Liberalism Works

You just have to be dumb enough to believe it.

John Edwards: "This is nothing but tabloid trash."

Tabloid trash my ass!....ABC, NBC, CBS,CNN, NYT's, Washington Post..No... it took the National Enquirer to get the story. I wonder why?

John Edwards

"The kid doesn't even look like me"

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Vote in November like your way of life depends on it!

Because it does!

Look up

See the nuclear bomb about to drop on you? It's the same one we were never working on.

William F Buckley

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”

Groucho Marx

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair"

Bill Moyers to Rev. Wrong

"Should I kiss your ass now or wait until we're off the air?"

Remember when NASA used to be about space exploration?

NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his "foremost" mission as the head of America's space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world. Since when? Is this the new mission for NASA? This is totally out of bounds. NASA Administrator Charles Bolden has no business talking to Al Jazeera. He's going to explore the possibilities of rocket science with Muslims when they have yet to discover what a toilet is! What's next, ACORN sent down to defend the border?

Liberal Immigration Reform Translated

Amnesty for everyone and then we'll tear down the fence... and oh by the way... when they break into your home you can't shoot them because we're taking your guns. Oh ye brain dead Democrats...wait until November!

Gulf Oil Spill

"Well, the sad part is, environmentalists say if this leak continues unabated, some species might become endangered, like Democrats." –Jay Leno

Mark Twain...Finally a quote that pertains to me

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Runs in the blood

DOL Hilda Solis hired 250 people (probably illegal) to inspect and insure illegals are receiving a fair wage. WHAT??? In the meantime the people of AZ are still waiting for the 1200 National Guard troops the Messiah promised.

Janet Napolitano...."the system worked"

Jackson helping the Taliban?

"There was a rumor that Jesse Jackson was going to Afghanistan to talk with the Taliban, apparently they were having trouble rhyming the word Jihad." -Jay Leno

Dennis and the little woman

I think she is a ventriloquist. She's always has one hand behind his back

Rev. Wright......Wrong Again! Pastor of: The Unhinged... Holy Church.

Click his picture and listen to his diatribe on what took place 12-7-1941 (Pearl Harbor). Maybe the imbeciles in the Congregation ought to buy Rev Wrong a history book for Christmas.

To the adoring "fans"

Robert Fibbs aka Robert Gibbs

NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his "foremost" mission as the head of America's space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world. Gibbs has now denied the Obama administration instructed Bolden to "make nice" with the Muslim world. Dennis Miller had this to say: "Gibbs is shakier then Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah during an earthquake. I don't believe anything that comes out of his mouth."

New Law Firm

Dickum Drownum & Taxum

"Not such good news for John Edwards. He came in third. Third. Proving, yes, there are two Americas and neither one is voting for him." --Jay Leno

OJ

"O.J. Simpson's lawyer objected to O.J. being held without bail. He said if he was anyone besides O.J., he would have been released by now. If he was anyone but O.J., he'd be serving life for double murder right now." --Jay Leno

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Barak Hussein Obama

" And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what you can do for your country-- but what your country can do for you."

"I know you're here illegally sweetheart ...but you have to be a little older before I give you a drivers license."

Definition of Welfare

Perpetuating poverty by creating dependence on the government.

Liberal

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off, with your money.

Mark Twain

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

Love child...never meant to be..

"Jesse Jackson said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and being a responsible husband. Jesse thought it was insulting, not only to him, but to his former mistress and their love child." --Jay Leno

"Bill, I think we should call her Monica."

Jesse Jackson's comment lashing out at Cavs owner Dan Gilbert's open letter to the fans.

He couldn't see it for what it is. People in OH pissed off a great player left. He couldn't resist. Out comes the race card again......"His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave. This is an owner employee relationship -- between business partners -- and LeBron honored his contract." ....Hey Jesse you're shit's getting old!

Only a Democrat could run off the road drunk, drown someone, report it 10 hours later, and remain a Senator for 44 years.

Rite of Passage

Caroline Kennedy announced she wants Hillary's senate seat in NY. She has absolutely no experience (check Wikipedia).Councilman, Congressman, Mayor,Governor. Who has time for that ? It goes to show, if your name is Kennedy, you can go from totally unqualified to Senator in one stroke. Futhermore, this is a unabashed slap in the face to Hillary who is trying to sell her seat to Chelsea!

Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay...

Blago signs 6 figure book deal with Phoenix Books.

Liberal

Agenda

Proud To Be American

never let.... THEM... forget.

Conservative

Agenda

Blacks suffer from OJ complex

Blacks view OJ as another Black man being persecuted by White people. The fact that he killed two people has no bearing on it.

"Next time I'm voting Republican. Democrats leave a bad taste in my mouth."

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Benghazi

After you saw a Joe Soptic ad or watched Paul Ryan pushing grandma off a cliff in her wheelchair, would it be an unconceivable stretch to believe this administration is lying about Benghazi?

God and Guns

YOU MAY NOT LIKE GUNS. That is your right. YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN GOD. That is your choice. But if someone breaks into your home, the first two things you are going to do are... (1) CALL SOMEONE WITH A GUN. (2) PRAY THEY GET THERE IN TIME.

Shambo

Don't laugh... Stallone now supports Barry on gun control. Seems a little inconsistent coming on the heels of his latest Hollywood flop. "Bullet To The Head".

How does a country trillions of dollars in debt give out billions of dollars in financial aid to other countries.

Gun Buyback Programs

Participating in a gun buy back because you believe that the criminals have too many guns, is like having yourself castrated because you believe the neighbors have too many kids.

Menendez's Love Junket

Menendez promised the prostitutes $500 each but only gave them $100. Why? Unlike in Washington he was spending his own money.

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Catchphrase shared by Benghazi and Servpro?

It's like it never even happened.

Robert Frost

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Barack H Obama Trillion Dollar Coin

About as worthless as he is. Two of these and a co-signer will get you a Big Mac.

Another Jackson bites the dust after FBI probe...

"You mean you can't use campaign contributions to remodel your home. I didn't know that." Later Sandi was admitted to the Mayo Clinic for treatment of CCS. (Campaign Contribution Syndrome)

It just sounds so much better than the Rusty Coat Hanger

Class warfare tax strategy

I won't allow the half of Americans who pay no taxes to bear the burden of the other half who aren't paying their fair share.

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End Result

Of Round 1... Romney-Obama debate

Pandering Gone Wild

Yo Bro… Romney’s tax policy would put y’all back in chains

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The Merchant of Venom

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Big Government’s Broken Promises
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Obama’s bloody recipe for more Benghazis
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Gun control?

Oh yes, the theory that becoming a victim is somehow morally superior to defending yourself & family. Makes perfect sense.

Lowered Expectations

"What did they expect...the only real job I had before this was at Baskin Robbins."

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

You know, like ripping up the Constitution.

What's the difference between Solyndra and larceny?

If You Think He's Liberal Now

Watch what happens IF he's elected to a second term with nothing to lose!

Palin on presidential candidates

''You must vet a candidate's record, you must know their ability to successfully reform and actually fix problems they are going to claim they inherited.'' I believe she's also alluding to the current occupant in the White House.

Jay Leno

"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States."

Queen Nancy

The government of today should change its symbol from a Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Navy Seals

Thank You...Thank You

Yeah Jimmy...you and the rest of the media

"The birthers believe that the president was secretly born in Kenya. I always thought he was born in a manger in Jerusalem." –Jimmy Kimmel

Gov. Huckabee on Wikileaks

"If we want to keep our Nation's secrets 'SECRET'.... store them where President Obama stores his college transcripts and birth certificate."

Pelosi reporting for duty

"Nancy Pelosi, who lost her position as Speaker of the House says she will seek to become the House Minority Leader. And really who better qualified to be House Minority Leader than the person who led their party to become a minority in the first place." –Jay Leno

Frank Lloyd Wright.."Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."

So that accounts for all the morons living in CA

No Personal Remarks

Just ask Juan Williams

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.

Don't make me come down there!

Eric Holder

For whom failure is not only an option but a habit.

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

George Bernard Shaw

"When you rob Peter to pay Paul you can always expect the support of Paul."

Mayor Bloomberg

In keeping with your theme of political correctness, stupidity, and tolerance why not erect a statue of this guy at Auschwitz?

"In Portland, Oregon, a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand was shut down by the police because she didn't get a $120 business license. On the bright side, by closing her business, she's now eligible for a $108,000 government bailout. " –Jay Leno

Muhammad Ali

Remember when he refused to be inducted into the service citing his religion (Islam) forbade him from doing so? Wow! Times sure have changed. Now you can kill anyone you want. Not to mention the opportunity to blow yourself up.

TERM LIMITS- Do you think the terms of congressmen should be limited?

No, I think they should stay in jail as long as anyone else

Quote of the week….. "As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, because America gave him the White House based on the same credentials."

Newsweek

Proving once again why their circulation is in the crapper

Why is AZ against anchor babies

Take a guess

Gore Sex Assault Investigation

"The Gores cannot comment on every defamatory, misleading and inaccurate story generated by tabloids." Really?….. I seem to remember Edwards saying the same thing.

Jay Leno

"Well, Democrats are furious, they're going on record now saying John Edwards will not be allowed to speak at the convention because of this affair. Yeah, instead speaking in his place: Bill Clinton. You have to put your foot down."

"Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence."

AL gets a job

"Al Sharpton hosted Saturday Night Live on NBC for an hour-and-a-half... the longest job he has ever had." —Craig Kilborn

The Great Communicator

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

General George S. Patton

"Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician."

Sandy Burglar

"Papers what papers, oh these, no, no you got it all wrong it was an accident."

Patrick Kennedy

"Congressman Patrick Kennedy crashed his car into a barricade on Capitol Hill at 3 o'clock in the morning yesterday. The head of his office said there was no alcohol involved. That's why it's a big story, a Kennedy, a car accident and no alcohol? That's never happened before." --Jay Leno

Incompetence

If you can cast doubt on the abilities and skills of others, there is no end to the things you can fail at without being noticed.

Pelosi thought process on the Healthcare Bill

So help me she said this. Unbelievable! .... “We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it”.... What is it, a bill, or a Christmas present? And she's third in line to the presidency!

I Can't Believe

Its Not OJ

What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?

Only 200 women went down on Titanic.

Jay Leno ----- funniest clip ever

http://www.maniacworld.com/Jay-Leno-Favourite-Interviews.html

NRA endorses Reid

Why not. He shot the hell out of the Constitution!

Two Senators

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."--Jay Leno

On Gitmo detainees

"Once the Gitmo detainees are introduced to our supermax federal prison system they'll sue the government to get back to Gitmo!"

Ted Kennedy

"Tabloids are reporting that Sen. Ted Kennedy has an illegitimate 21 year-old son. Apparently, Kennedy isn't denying the report, but the kid is." --Conan O'Brien

Charles Barkley

The poor have voted Democrat for 50 years. They are still poor.

The Audacity of Hope

How could these two hope to become president after voting against English as our national language!

Senator McGroin

Dennis Kucinich

"If Dennis Kucinich is elected president, his wife would be the first first lady ever with a pierced tongue. And he would be the first president ever to sit in the Oval Office on a booster seat." --Jay Leno

William Jefferson

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