First thought... It's a joke. It had to be photoshopped.
Second thought...Misleading cover title to arouse interest only to genuflect before the Messiah towards the end.
Third thought... Have my bottles of liquid refreshment (libations) tested to see if any form of contamination or traces of foreign substances namely drugs were added.
Finally it hit me.
They're just trying to act like a creditable news organization.
When the cheerleaders turn on you... the wolves are knocking on the door.