Saint Skittles Cocktail

In some circles referred to as "Lean" or the "Gangbanger" These are the ingredients less you forget.

Please write them down.

Add one part Arizona Watermelon 

Add one part Skittles

Add Robitussin DM to taste. 

Add crushed ice, shake, in a SRS ( Sharpton racist shaker)

Add Angostura aromatic bitters (if not available have Jesse lick the rim of the glass)

Shake all ingredients until they are totally skewed 

Pour liberally in in a tall frozen MSM Margarita glass
Final step... add George Zimmerman

Note: a few hits on a joint-optional 

WARNING: THE ATTORNEY GENERAL HAS DETERMINED PROLONGED CONSUMPTION CAN CAUSE ILLUSIONS OF HAVING A SON TRAYVON, OR BECOMING TRAYVON, AND IN EXTREME CASES THE CAPACITY TO BE AN EYEWITNESS TO AN EVENT NEVER WITNESSED. MAY ALSO CAUSE FEDERAL CIVIL RIGHT CHARGES. ASK YOUR ATTORNEY IF YOU'RE READY FOR A SAINT SKITTLES.

Saint Skittles Cocktail