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Saturday, August 22, 2015

Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

· Mexican tap water

· A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

· OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

· A fart when I have diarrhea

· An elevator ride with Ray Rice

· Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

· Michael Jackson's Doctor

· An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

· A Palestinian on a motorcycle

· Gas station Sushi

· A Jimmy Carter economic plan

· Brian Williams news reports

· Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

· Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol

· E-mails from Nigerian princes

· The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank

· A condom made in China

· A prostate exam from Captain Hook

· And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.


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