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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Tons of dead sardines still clogging Calif marina after former speaker's swim


By Rand Saul
Associated Press (tongue in cheek division)





Dead fish float in the King Harbor area of Redondo Beach, south of Los Angeles, Tuesday, March 8, 2011. Millions of fish washed up dead in the harbor, triggering a cleanup effort by the city.

Nancy Pelosi the former Speaker of the House went for a swim Sunday. Shortly afterward thousands of slimy, reeking sardines gurgled to the surface of an increasingly murky Southern California marina as crews kept scooping and vacuuming tons of fish.

It could take about a week to clean up the mess.








Volunteers and city workers scrambled to remove the bloated fish that bobbed to the surface of King Harbor. "This reminds me of the Democrats after the November election" commented one volunteer.

"The virtue is we can get them easier," police Sgt. Phil Keenan said. "The vice is they smell, but not half as bad as Pelosi", said another volunteer.

An occasional breeze carried the stench from the shallow marina where the fish died late Monday. Some of the bystanders watching the clean up effort commented, "It smells almost as bad as the healthcare bill."

By Thursday evening, 85 tons of fish had been removed, Redondo Beach Mayor Mike Gin said.

Sunny, hot weather made finishing the cleanup a priority before the smell became any worse and the decomposing fish corpses feed bacteria that could reduce oxygen levels in the marina water and kill other sea life, officials said. After this statement was disclosed Al Gore proclaimed. "This is nothing but a Right Wing smear tactic trying to deflect the real culprit, Global Warming."

The water was already beginning to look brackish with tiny bubbles, scales and scum floating on the surface with the decomposing fish. Redondo Beach residents suspected Harry Reid must have joined the former speaker.

California Department of Fish and Game officials have estimated that at least a million fish died. One of the Fish and Game officials joked,  "I wonder if any of them were related to Rahm Emanuel?"

The Fish and Game experts are confident the sardines suffocated, but about a dozen fish were sent to a laboratory in Rancho Cordova, where they'll be examined to see if a disease or a liberal toxin killed them, department spokesman Andrew Hughan said.

"I'll bet it's the liberal toxin." Hughan added.

Jesse Jackson who was supposed to speak at the clean up was a no show. He was found later at Motel 6 with his girlfriend. When asked by a reporter if he had anything to say he said this, "There's something fishy going on here. How do a million fish die for no reason. White people own boats, they were out there on them. Put 2 and 2 together. They poisoned the fish in their continuing effort to undermine the black community. Depriving blacks of their food supply. That's what this is really about."






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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Remember those vicious racist Tea Partiers





You know, those terrible, violent, tea partiers at the Restoring America rally.











Yet when it comes to these selfish, spoiled, unionized commies in Wisconsin their antics are covered with a free pass from the MSM.















What new tone? Left forgets calls for civility







Sarah Palin used a cross hairs logo -- an often-used image in politics, by both sides -- to identify Democratic districts Republicans could win, and suddenly she was responsible for the tragic shootings at a town hall meeting held by Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, D-Ariz., one of the Democrats Palin targeted for defeat. Or so the left claimed, even after that was proven untrue.

So we are really eager to hear what the liberals who denounced the so-called "rhetoric of hate" have to say about the acts of intimidation and violence, including numerous death threats, perpetrated by public employee unions against Republican state senators in Wisconsin.

After Wednesday night's vote in which Senate Republicans passed a bill to limit the ability of public-sector unions to engage in collective bargaining, union protesters stormed the state capitol. Republican Sen. Randy Hopper told National Review that protesters "were literally trying to break the windows of the cars we were in as we were driving away. I got a phone call yesterday saying that we should be executed. I've had messages saying that they want to beat me with a billy club."

Around 9:30 Wednesday night, Republican senators were sent an e-mail informing them that they were all going to be killed.

"Please put your things in order because you will be killed and your families will also be killed due to your actions in the last 8 weeks," the e-mail read.

A few weeks before these death threats were made, U.S. Rep. Michael Capuano, D-Mass., spoke at a solidarity rally in Boston for the Wisconsin unions. He urged union members to "get out on the streets and get a little bloody." Of course, Capuano was one of those calling for more civil rhetoric after the Giffords shootings.

The institutions of the left, from the Democratic Party to The New York Times to Moveon.org, called for an end to violent political rhetoric immediately after the tragedy in Arizona on Jan. 8. That was only two months ago. How quickly, and conveniently, those demands for civility were forgotten.




When liberals drop a load on the democratic process 
You can always count on the flies coming around



Wasn't it the Messiah who once said, "We won you lost, now get over it." 

That same principle does not seem to apply to the Governor of Wisconsin. 









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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Union Worker







Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Obama. It will be named the “Union Worker"





It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.




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Saturday, March 5, 2011

L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s






Now Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below. 



We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea ,and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later.
Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).








To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !








Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route 
Rates and Availability




Ship Name 


Starting Price 
Days 


Availability


Sun Splendor 
$5,200.00 
Fully Booked


Grand Voyage 
$6,150.00 
Reservations Available


Horizons IV 
$7,091.00 
10 
Reservations Available


Horizons III 
$5,200.00 
Fully Booked


Grand Voyage II 
$6,300.00 
Fully Booked


Grand Voyage III 
$5,200.00 
Reservations Available


Coastal Paradise 
$5,200.00 
Reservations Available


Coastal Paradise II 
$8,200.00 
10 
Reservations Available


Peril Princess 
$5,200.00 
Fully Booked



Peril Princess II 
$5,200.00 
Reservations Available



You'll relax like never before!



That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!


But the best fun of all, of course, is...


...Pirate Target Practice!


The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates!



Weapons rentals: 


Weapon Selection 
Price 


Description


AK-47 Light Assault 
$12.00
Per Day 


On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:


M-16 Full Automatic 
$25.00
Per Day 


Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:


Barrett M-107 50 Caliber 
$59.00
Per Day 


Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.


RPG Launcher 
$175.00
Per Day 


Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
with three fragmentation rounds included!
A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!


Customer Testimonials


"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH


"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD


BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire! 


Additional Cruise Line Services

• Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour. Spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.

• Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am

• Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar


OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE! 


We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa!.


How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , in international waters where pirates have no rights whatsoever!


In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast . At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes, with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum attention.


ACT NOW!


Cabin space is limited, so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before Dec 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate SomaliCoast Adventure Cruise now!


BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE! 


























Act now before it's too late






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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Obummer! by Christina Houston



On a tip from Bob 








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