The other side of Redneckism

redneck dishwasher

(from Jean Sweet)



We have enjoyed the redneck jokes (like the one above) for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.



You might be a redneck if: 

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'


You might be a redneck if: 

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if: 

You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival'



You might be a redneck if:

You bow your head when someone prays.



You might be a redneck if: 

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if: 

You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.



You might be a redneck if: 

You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.


You might be a redneck if: 

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



You might be a redneck if: 

You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



You might be a redneck if: 

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.





The best for last:

You might be a redneck if: 

You drive this truck.