Wolf Blitzer: "Mrs.Clinton, in the last debate when asked if you would give illegals a drivers license you hemmed and hawed and completely dodged the question. When I just asked you the same question you came back with an emphatic NO. Why the about face"?
Mrs. Clinton: "Actually Wolf, Bill and I discussed it in great detail. We believe illegals should have a drivers license. But after the Spitzer plan to give illegals a drivers license went up in flames and 77% of Americans were against it, we being Clinton's, not to reveal the truth, will tell Americans what they want to hear. Wolf.... isn't that what all Democrats do"?
Wolf: "Mrs. Clinton. It is refreshing to here you give an honest answer. I do believe this is the first time I have ever heard you speak the truth."
Mrs. Clinton "Thanks Wolf. By the way not only do I want illegals to have a drivers license I want all of us to speak Spanish, that is why I voted against English as our national language"!
The sad part is, this ain't a joke!