Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

From my friend Ed:

Subject: Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan

and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THEOSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND

Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY- Sean Penn

11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS -

Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by

Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF HILARY RODHAM CLINTON - Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am CORONATION OF HILARY RODHAM CLINTON

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home

Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

Money Can't Buy Me Love

That bastard.

How can he expect her to make it on...

150 million!

Money Can't Buy Me Love

Chris Wallace interview with "W"

As Bush is being interviewed at Camp David Wallace says to him. "Let me play you this sound bite of what Hillary said and give me your reaction."

"It did take a Clinton to clean up after the first Bush mess and I think it might take another one to clean up after the second Bush."

Clean up the mess the Bush's made!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone spare me.

Bush's response boiled down to, "Aw shucks Chris. That's just politics." I shut the TV off. This lame ass response made me sick to my stomach. I would have went ballistic but I'm not the President. I realize he has to take a more measured approach. But how about something like this:

"That's funny coming from her Chris. As best as I can remember my father nor I were ever impeached!"

Instead he just sits there and lets that bitch mop the floor with him. The Bush's, especially the old man, have been too chummy with the Clinton's. After the interview Bill called Herbert Walker Bush. Their tee time is still on for Saturday!

Chris Wallace interview with "W"

Where's The Beef ?

Obama's in the position he's in for one reason.

The keynote speech he gave at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

In the opening of the movie "Patton" George C. Scott gave the most electrifying speech I ever heard! That doesn't make him a General.

This is a quote from Joe Klein a liberal writer for Time Magazine.

"The Obama campaign, all to often, is about how wonderful the Obama campaign is."

Bingo!

Where's The Beef ?

The reason for mandatory IQ tests at the voting booth

I am a reporter for RNC News Channel 3. I am doing a exit poll at a Democratic primary with my camera crew. It doesn't matter what state.

A young lady walks out chewing gum incessantly. She appears to be about 21 years old.

"Hold on. Here she comes. As I approach her she realizes she's on TV. I detect the excitement in her eyes."

"Hi, I'm with RNC News do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

"Sure." She says in a bubbly voice.

"Who did you vote for?"

"Obama." She gestures 2 thumbs up with a broad smile on her face. She's still chewing the gum.

"May I ask why?"

"My girl friend Sue called me last night and told me to." She gives the gum a couple of quick chews.

"Do you know how long Obama has been in office?"

"I dunno." The gum chewing slows a little.

"Is Obama a Congressman or a Senator?" The gum chewing stops.

"I dunno." Then she starts chewing the gum faster and a big smile comes over her face. "But he sure is cute!"

"Well thanks for taking the time to talk to us."

"No problem." She looks at the camera with a certain look of satisfaction; puts her hands in the back pockets of her jeans, and still chewing her gum, walks away.

The reason for mandatory IQ tests at the voting booth