The Hemingway Report

Monday, July 12, 2010

Gives new meaning to the phrase....

What goes around comes around.

Bill Cosby has done it again!

From: Jean Sweet

Jr. National Correspondent

I LIKE this!

BACK TO CASH AND CARRY WOULD HELP ALSO!

Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again!

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned.. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports .... For life.

(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... Nevertheless....

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Sincerely, Bill Cosby

Please forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Total Recall

Remember when they recalled Gray Davis?

They said he was spending to much, and he was. Now he has to be rolling on the floor laughing.

Far be it from me to defend a Democrat. But compared to A-r-n-o-l-d Davis was on an austerity program.

Schwarzenegger is Republican in name only.

California's debt is seen by investors as riskier than Kazakhstan's, according to Bloomberg News. Five-year credit default swaps tied to California's debt, which are a key measure of the market's belief in the likelihood of default, are actually trading at 100 basis points above those of Kazakhstan. In other words, the market believes a developing country of just 15.7 million people is actually less likely to default on its debt than California, which makes up the eighth-largest economy in the world!

Currently CA is drowning in debt to the point scuba diving gear is issued just to enter Arnold's office.

The proof Is in the pudding

Sanctuary Cities....doing what is right for America?

Holy smokes. I knew it was bad but this is off the chart!

Anyone see a common theme here?

Click

http://www.lapdonline.org/all_most_wanted

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Doing a 180 on MLK

Remember this video? It's the one where Pelosi (with crocodile tears) is describing those "vicious" tea partiers.

Now watch this.

From Pelosi...complete silence.

As you know, the lawsuit against the New Black Panthers for voter intimidation in Philadelphia has been dropped, and one of the lawyers, who's quit says he was told to drop it because the DOJ is not going to pursue black defendants.

It's good to have friends in high places.

I wonder if they would drop the suit if it were these guys? Black Panthers, White Supremacist, totally different, and yet exactly the same.

Then again they are so busy trying to screw the residents of AZ they don't have time to prosecute Black Panthers.

By the way the New Black Panthers look quite like the Old Black Panthers.

Take a good look at this guy. I would have suspected he has a criminal record as long as your arm but I could not substantiate it. Maybe he just hasn't been caught yet.