L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s

Now Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below. 

We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea ,and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).

To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !

Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route 

Rates and Availability

Ship Name 

Starting Price 

Days 

Availability

Sun Splendor 

$5,200.00 

5 

Fully Booked

Grand Voyage 

$6,150.00 

7 

Reservations Available

Horizons IV 

$7,091.00 

10 

Reservations Available

Horizons III 

$5,200.00 

7 

Fully Booked

Grand Voyage II 

$6,300.00 

7 

Fully Booked

Grand Voyage III 

$5,200.00 

5 

Reservations Available

Coastal Paradise 

$5,200.00 

7 

Reservations Available

Coastal Paradise II 

$8,200.00 

10 

Reservations Available

Peril Princess 

$5,200.00 

7 

Fully Booked

Peril Princess II 

$5,200.00 

7 

Reservations Available

You'll relax like never before!

That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.

If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith.

Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!

But the best fun of all, of course, is...

...Pirate Target Practice!

The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates!

Weapons rentals: 

Weapon Selection 

Price 

Description

AK-47 Light Assault 

$12.00

Per Day 

On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day

with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:

M-16 Full Automatic 

$25.00

Per Day 

Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo

attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:

Barrett M-107 50 Caliber 

$59.00

Per Day 

Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo

affordably priced at only $29.95.

RPG Launcher 

$175.00

Per Day 

Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day

with three fragmentation rounds included!

A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!

Customer Testimonials

"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two,

and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.

This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH

"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire! 

Additional Cruise Line Services

• Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour. Spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.

• Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am

• Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar

OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE! 

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa!.

How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , in international waters where pirates have no rights whatsoever!

In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast . At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes, with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum attention.

ACT NOW!

Cabin space is limited, so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before Dec 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate SomaliCoast Adventure Cruise now!

BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE! 

Act now before it's too late

L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s

Obummer! by Christina Houston

On a tip from Bob 

Obummer! by Christina Houston

Obamacare 101

(On a tip from Keith)

Let me get this straight . . . .

We're going to be "gifted" with a health care

plan we are forced to purchase and

fined if we don't,

Which purportedly covers at least

ten million more people,

without adding a single new doctor,

but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents,

written by a committee whose chairman 

says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that didn't read it but

exempted themselves from it,

and signed by a President who smokes,

with funding administered by a treasury chief who

didn't pay his taxes,

for which we'll be taxed for four years before any

benefits take effect,

by a government which has 

already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,

all to be overseen by a surgeon general 

who is obese,

and financed by a country that's broke!!!!!

'What the hell could

possibly go wrong?'

Obamacare 101

A nation of sheep breeds a govt. of wolves!

On a tip from my brother Gary






This past July, we had the pleasure of sharing a summer barbecue with a
refugee from Cuba . Our dinner conversation was starkly different than most.
This refugee came to the United States as a young boy in the early 1960s.
His family was more fortunate than most as they were able to bring a
suitcase and $100 when they fled Castro's newly formed revolutionary
paradise.

Our dinner consisted of all-American fare: hamburgers,
potato salad, watermelon and fresh ears of sweet corn. This is a menu
shared with family and friends nationwide, while celebrating the birth
of our beloved America on the Fourth of July.

We began with a simple discussion about our country and the direction
it has taken since Barack Obama came to power. We shared the usual
complaints about the sour economy and liberal social engineering emanating
from the rulers in Washington .

But then he said it. The sentence came naturally. I assume it was
unplanned. But it carried the weight of a freight train.
"You know when Castro took power, none of us knew he was a Communist."

We sat stunned. He continued, "Yes, we all thought he was a patriot, a
nationalist. Before the revolution he didn't sound like a radical."

The comparison at this point was easy, and I interjected,
"You mean just like Barack Obama?" He responded, "Yes, just like Barack Obama."

He continued, "We were all shocked as the government just continued to
grab more power. First they said the revolution is over, so please turn
in your guns. We all complied."

"I remember my uncle saying after it started, 'Castro will only nationalize
some of the big industries, he will never come and take our family hardware
store. 'But that is exactly what happened, Castro started with the sugar
mills and the large industries, but they eventually came and knocked on the
door of our family hardware store. My family had run this store for
generations. They said we now own the hardware store, you work for us.
And that nice, large four-bedroom home you own, it is now our
property also, and you can move yourself and five children into two rooms of
the house because others are moving in with you."

The lesson learned from this discussion is a lesson most
Americans refuse to hear. Political leaders can lie about their
agenda and once in office they can take totally unexpected turns.

If you had asked us three years ago if we thought General
Motors would be nationalized, we would have never believed it. We could
never contemplate a country where the rule of law, the most fundamental building
block of a justice society would be evaporating just like it
did in Castro's Cuba in the early 1960s.

But the news of injustice keeps increasing. Black Panthers are not
charged with wrongdoing by the U.S. Department of Justice
because their crimes are against whites. The bondholders of GM are
stripped of their assets without due process by the government. Governmental
leaders are bribed in full daylight only to have all investigation of
the crimes stifled by the Attorney General. The U.S. borders are
overrun with crime and illegal activity and the leaders in D.C. act as if it is
important to protect the lawbreakers while the innocent are killed and
overrun. When local communities attempt to enforce the law, they are
ridiculed and threatened as racists and bigots. They are sued by the very
administration entrusted with enforcing the law.

Without the rule of law the U.S. Constitution is a sham. Without the
rule of law our beloved America is swiftly becoming a country where only
the well connected and politically powerful will be safe.
As Michelle Malkin has so eloquently explained in her recent book, a
culture of corruption has replaced honest government.
The only way this problem will be fixed is by massive citizen action.
All honest citizens that want to be treated equally must come together
and demand that the favoritism, the bribes, the uneven
enforcement of law end now. And yes, it can happen here.

A nation of sheep breeds a govt. of wolves!

Wisconsin Democrat Legislators Definitively Located

 Can't wait to see the Republican campaign ads when these scum bags try to get reelected.

Wisconsin Democrat Legislators Definitively Located