THANK YOU GOD

THIS DIRTY MUSLIM SON OF A BITCH IS DEAD!

I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER EVEN IF I WON THE LOTTERY.

WAIT A MINUTE....THIS IS MY LOTTERY!

A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE NAVY SEALS. YOU HAVE MADE US ALL VERY PROUD.

THANK YOU GOD

The Carnival Barker

At the risk of sounding like a subscriber to the Oliver Stone "grassy knoll conspiracy" this sudden disclosure of the Messiah's birth certificate is a shot straight out of left field.

I'll go on the record.  I'm not a big fan of The Donald. However, Trump has the media attention and the balls to make the Messiah cough up his birth certificate on national television because it was starting to become a major issue heading into the 2012 election.  Hope and Change had become so....yesterday and a little mud was beginning to stick to the "Win The Future" speeches.

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 The Clinton's first brought up the issue during the campaign and it has been smoldering ever since . So why didn't he produce it then? Why propagate the story by remaining silent? Why is his life shrouded in mystery? Have you ever heard anyone say...I knew him when... 

To cut to the quick the simple truth is if you have a belly button you should have a birth certificate. Why did it have to be under lock and key until now? This could have been put to rest a couple of years ago.

 This sudden disclosure seems a little to orchestrated for my taste. 

Here is my nice, clean, shiny, new birth certificate…. now lets get on with the affairs of the country.

 If it's legit he damn sure took his sweet time to produce it.

 Shouldn't a birth certificate be as plain as the nose on your face?

BTW he knows of what he speaks when it comes to carnival barkers, since he is the ringleader of the biggest circus in the US of A.

The Carnival Barker

You Won't Believe This One

Oh my, how totally embarrassing can you get?

Who is Ed Mezvinsky???

Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky born January 17, 1937, is a former Democrat congressman. As a Democrat, he represented Iowa 's 1st congressional district in the United States House of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977. He sat on the House Judiciary Cmt. that decided the fate of Richard Nixon. He and the Clintons were very politically intertwined for years.

In March 2001, Mezvinsky was indicted and later pleaded guilty to 31 of 69 charges of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.

Nearly $10 million was involved in ponzi schemes and Nigerian e-mail scams.

After serving five years in federal prison, he was released in April 2008. He is expected to remain on federal probation until 2011, and still owes $9.4 million in restitution to his victims. So who is he???

He's Chelsea Clinton's father-in law.

Has anyone heard mention of this in any of the media?

If this guy was Jenna or Barbara Bush's, or better yet one of Sarah Palin's daughters, father-in- law, the news would have replaced the oil spill.

And some say there is no double standard.... sure there isn't!!

You Won't Believe This One

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[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered - Al Capp

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U.S. Foreign Aid in 2010

Incredibly we borrow from China then we... give... it back to them in the form of foreign aid. China owns over a trillion dollars of our debt! 

Anyone care to guess which one is the U. S. ?

Top Ten Recipients of U.S. Foreign Aid in 2010

Afghanistan $4.1 billion

Israel $2.77 billion

Pakistan $1.8 billion

Haiti $1.7 billion

Egypt $1.5 billion

Iraq $1.1 billion

Jordan $843 million

Mexico $757.7 million

Kenya $687.7 million

Nigeria $614 million

Source: U.S. State Department

Countries That Hate Us

Afghanistan

Pakistan

Egypt

Iraq

Jordan

Mexico

Kenya

Nigeria

Source: Astute observation 

   Incredibly we are also sending money to Saudi Arabia; additionally we fight their wars for them at no charge. Why? 

 At the United Nations the rag heads express their gratitude by voting against us 73% of the time.


(BTW ....Weren't 15 of the 19 hijackers Saudi's?)


When the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor I don't recall us cutting them a check... do you?

U.S. Foreign Aid in 2010