The curious life of POTUS and FLOTUS

 In the White House not very long ago Barry and Michelle were getting ready for bed. Michelle donned a flowing white night gown while Barry put on his favorite blue pajamas; the one's with the small circular logos dotted all over them.

 After 
  the issue of voter photo ID exploded Barry was tired and looked forward to a good night's sleep.  No sooner had they slipped into bed and Michelle's concerns about  family implications prompted this, "What are we going to do about your aunt and uncle?"

"Which ones?" He replied?

"Silly....Aunt Zeituni and Uncle Onyango." 

"Don't fret my dear. Remember who you married?"

"You do remember Uncle Onyango was arrested for drunk driving and almost hit a police car? Now that the Republicans are making voter ID an issue, what if the press brings this to the forefront?

"The press...your joking right?" he said.

Leaning over him she put her hand lightly on his shoulder. "OK,  but what about FOX? They're not in lockstep.
 Sooner or later the average Joe Blow on the street is going to realize what's really going on."  She hesitated a moment then added, "They're not that dumb."  She said it like it was more of a question, then a statement of fact.

 Not bothering to lift his head from the pillow ... "All I have to do is step up to the podium break out my trademark shit-eatin' grin... 
they'll swoon all over me."

 Reality set in, yet she couldn't help but say with a touch of agitation. "Will they be deported now, who's going to support them?" 

 "What do you think taxpayers are for? I've got em' on Section 8 housing  receiving a welfare checks every month...free healthcare too."

A smile came over her face as Barry raised his head a little then added.
 "You know Michelle... (trying to suppress a laugh)...
I got everybody payin' their fair share!" 

They shared a laugh together, Michelle scootched up and kissed Barry on the cheek before turning over settling her head in the pillow. Barry pulled the sheet up to his shoulder, and fluffed the pillow a couple of times, nestling his head in it, before going fast to sleep.






OK, this is old news and it's a fictional tale; but Obama's aunt and uncle are not.  A new issue concerning photo ID has risen in an attempt to prevent voter fraud. Now that  Obama's aunt and uncle got their shot at immunity, what about the 12 million "undocumented Democrats" residing in this country?


Barry's aunt and uncle
check it out:


http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2011/aug/28/picket-obamas-illegal-uncle-arrested-uncle-omar-hi/


http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/barack-obamas-uncle-has-been-arrested-and-held-as-illegal-immigrant/story-e6frg6so-1226124269032


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-relentless-conservative/the-continuing-saga-of-ob_b_990291.html

  Think for a moment. This is the guy we trust to secure our border, to preserve the integrity of our voting process by requiring photo ID, and pay down the national debt?
 The same guy who had the audacity to preach the Gospel according to Obama... He that haveth shall bestow upon the multitudes thy fair share for it is right and just.


 The end result is this. His aunt and uncle living here illegally should have been deported. Using his influence he put a stop to it. Then to add insult to injury POTUS and FLOTUS who are worth millions do the unthinkable. Instead of setting an example by supporting their own family (as in the gospel of my fair share) he puts them on the government dole!

Isn't it bad enough they're here illegally and now we have to pay to support his family? As an American, regardless of your political affiliation, don't you feel your being played for a sucker?

  
Who stands up for us? 






All politicians both Democrats and Republicans are hypocrits and liars. But when it comes to Obama he is the GOLD STANDARD by which all others are judged. Through some genetic mix up gone horribly wrong he became POTUS when his true calling in life was a used car salesman.

Before you do this: 

Think about it:

Hope And Change

When you're through changing, you're through.

  

The curious life of POTUS and FLOTUS

Charlie Sheen ain't got nothing on this guy

Allow me to set the stage:


 This scumbag's remark on the Clinton Lewinsky scandal.

Is this rich or what?

“I think this President has shown a remarkable disrespect for his office, for the moral dimensions of leadership, for his friends, for his wife, for his precious daughter. It is breathtaking to me the level to which that disrespect has risen.” — 


John Edwards, Feb. 12, 1999

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/08/08/the-breathtaking-audacity-of-john-edwards/

On a tip from Ed Kilbane

John Edwards Reportedly Named In Investigation Of Alleged 'Millionaire Madam' Anna Gristina

MANHATTAN — A call girl working for alleged "Millionaire Madam" Anna Gristinatold investigators she was paid to have sex with former U.S. Sen. John Edwards when he was in New York raising money for his failed presidential bid, DNAinfo has learned.

Edwards is the first big name to surface in connection to Gristina's alleged prostitution scheme run out of an Upper East Side apartment.

Edwards' lawyer declined to comment on when reached Wednesday. On Thursday morning, his attorneys issued a statement to Politico and other news outlets saying their client "categorically" denied the allegation. Later Thursday morning, DNAinfo was contacted by Edwards attorney Abbe Lowell demanding a retraction.

DNAinfo stands by its story.

According to “On The Inside” sources, Edwards allegedly hooked up with one of Gristina’s high-end hookers in 2007 when the dashing pol from North Carolina brought his then high-flying presidential campaign to the Big Apple.

The one-night fling allegedly took place at an Upper East Side hotel suite and was arranged by an aide with help from a New Yorker familiar with Gristina’s prostitution ring, sources said.

The prostitute claiming to have slept with Edwards provided a detailed, first-hand account of their encounter to investigators in the Manhattan District Attorney's office in 2008 after they began probing Gristina’s operation, sources said.

“Most of the women don’t have any idea about the identities of the men they sleep with,” a source explained. “How would they know a money man from Wall Street or the face of a lawyer or banker who shows up?

“But the face of the national politician?” the source rhetorically asked. “She knew.”

Investigators found the woman credible, but never notified federal authorities, seeing no reason to involve the feds in a low-level local infraction, sources told DNAinfo.

At the time, investigators were shocked at the allegation because Edwards was then considered the All-American persona.

"On The Inside” sources said investigators were able to substantiate that Edwards was in New York on a fund-raising tour at the time of the alleged encounter.

Records show the Edwards campaign spent thousands of dollars for near-monthly stays at the Loews Hotels Regency at 540 Park Ave. on the Upper East Side in 2007, along with stays at several other Manhattan hotels including a Comfort Inn on West 39th Street.

The Loews Hotels Regency is also where he reportedly met videographer Rielle Hunter, who bore Edwards a love child while his wife, Elizabeth, battled cancer.

No charges, however, were ever brought against Edwards because pay-for-play sex is difficult to prove.

Edwards, 58, is facing a federal trial in North Carolina for allegedly using nearly $1 million in campaign donations to cover up an affair he had during that same campaign season with Hunter.

In addition to the upcoming trial, Edwards has already agreed in a separate action involving the Federal Election Commission to repay the government $2.1 million that the campaign had been overpaid in federal matching funds.

Gristina’s reputed “black book” client list allegedly contains powerful, wealthy, politically-connected and influential players, according to sources familiar with her estimated $15 million New York prostitution empire.

Sources told DNAinfo that the “Millionaire Madam’s” list of patrons shelling out thousands of dollars for weekend getaways includes: a Middle Eastern sheik, an international billionaire financier, a nightclub impresario, dozens of Wall Street hedge fund and investment bankers, and a network of lawyers — all of which are burning up phone lines trying to find out if their names could surface.

“On The Inside” has also pieced together the inside account of the prostitution probe that has fascinated New Yorkers since DNAinfo broke the story earlier this month.

According to sources, the investigation of Anna Gristina, a sassy Scottish immigrant and mother of four, started in 2008 with the humble arrest of a 20-something woman hauled in on a criminal charge not related to prostitution.

The woman volunteered that she was secretly a high-end hooker working for a “Millionaire Madam” who repeatedly bragged of having law enforcement and a cadre of powerbrokers in her pocket.

The probe was assigned by then-Manhattan DA Robert Morgenthau to a corruption unit to determine if there were cops or other officials on the take.

Probers theorized that Gristina would likely need two important NYPD connections: one who could tip her off to raids, such as a cop in the Vice Unit, and another who would conduct instant background checks on new clients surfacing with hard cash and a pressing need to spend it.

“She could need protection from raids,” a source explained.

“But the real need is that it would be great for her have someone providing background history right away,” a second source explained.

“She would need it quickly to check someone being legit,” the source continued. ”Not in days, but within hours. Private eyes could not do it for her that fast with some guy holding thousands to spend and wanting to get laid.”

According to sources, there was also an allegation that Gristina was extremely close with the wife of an NYPD sergeant.

But the closest thing to official corruption that was initially uncoverd was Gristina's connection to Jonas Gayer, a disgraced former IRS agent who was convicted in 1989 in a $10 million tax fraud case touted then as the largest in U.S history.

They followed Gayer — and bugged his phones — tracking him as he opened bank accounts in branches near his Beekman Place office allegedly to hide Gristina's ill-gotten gains.

More than two years after the probe began, Gayer — who owns a home on Shelter Island and an art collection — was hauled in and charged with with money laundering and promoting prostitution.

He began to cooperate almost immediately, sources said, but his assistance has yielded little evidence of corruption, sources say.

Prosecutors have stepped up the pressure to bring the case to a climax, issuing a flurry of subpoenas to alleged prostitutes seeking their bank accounts, credits cards and other records. Two of those women are Mhairianglea Bottone and Catherine DeVries. Prosecutors have also investigated potential fake companies created to launder money in real estate or other ventures.

They have also arrested VIP matchmaker Jaynie Mae Baker and charged her for allegedly being Gristina's accomplice.

And last week cops raided the office of David Jaroslawicz at 225 Broadway seizing dozens of boxes of records. The lawyer is linked o the E. 78th St. building where Gristina allegedly operated and he owns a string of limited liability companies and nearly $4 million worth of property upstate near Gristina's home and200-acre pig farm, where she was known as an animal rescuer.

Witnesses meanwhile will continue to shuffle into the grand jury room at 100 Centre St. Friday, including Gristina's private eye pal, Vincent Parco, but no new indictments are expected to be announced.

Jill Colvin contributed reporting.

Charlie Sheen ain't got nothing on this guy

You talkin' to me?

No...I think he's talking to us.

Robert De Niro must be taking Joe Biden gaffe lessons...and to an all new level.

"Callista Gingrich, Karen Santorum, Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?" De Niro said. "Too soon, right?"


Seems like a strange comment coming from a male Caucasian unless you know Bob.

The De Niro duo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro




Bob's first wife

Diahnne Abbott 

Married from 1976 -1988

Bob's second wife

Grace Hightower

Married in 1997 to the present.

He oughta know

 Michelle Obama's office reported she was visibly upset and said the joke was "inappropriate."

God. I hope she gets over it.

You talkin' to me?

11 Interesting Facts About Warren Buffet

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.

7. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

8. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.

9. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

10. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

11.  Warren Buffet collaborated with the Messiah to establish the Buffet-Rule by suggesting his taxes are too low thus prevailing upon the wealthy to pay their "fair share" validating the senseless assumption the Federal government is not wasting enough of the money it already has.

11 Interesting Facts About Warren Buffet

Politics...it's a dirty business

 Santorum 2008 supporting Mitt Romney.

Watch what you say because it can come back and bite you on the ass. 

Politics...it's a dirty business