Events in the situation room

Events in the situation room

You make the call on November 6th

Mitt vs Barry

Remember... 
the two major characteristics  you look for in a president is honesty and competence.

Don't forget that when you go to the voting booth November 6th.

(And this ain't the half of it.)

By any measurement Barry should be a 30 point underdog but thanks to the media they're neck and neck.

Don't believe the polls. Believe your heart.

It's time for a change... and THIS time for the better.

I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message

You make the call on November 6th

Jay Leno’s Halloween Costume Idea: Wear ‘Re-Elect Obama’ Pin, Be A ‘Journalist’

During his Friday night monologue, Jay Leno took a stab at journalists with a Halloween costume suggestion. Knowing most journalists are "in the tank" for Barry, Leno suggested a costume catered to tight budgets:

"Here is a very inexpensive halloween costume idea if you don't have money:

Wear a 'Re-Elect Obama' button and go out as a journalist."

Jay Leno’s Halloween Costume Idea: Wear ‘Re-Elect Obama’ Pin, Be A ‘Journalist’

Whose the Bullshitter?

Barry went on this station thinking he was going to get softball questions. The anchor reached back and threw a change up. Barry swung and fell on his ass.

“Nobody wants to find out more what happened than I do. But we want to make sure we get it right.”

OK...its been over 45 days and he still claims he doesn't know shit! After Bin Laden he couldn't get to the microphones fast enough. I bet he could recite verbatim the slightest detail about the Bin Laden raid right down to his stomach contents.

Maybe I can get Catherine Herridge at FOX to give him a call. She can tell him what happened.

Whose the Bullshitter?

Divorce agreement

On a tip from my brother Gary

WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT--

The person who wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Divorce agreement