The Hemingway Report

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

12 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the Government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don't start driving a Chevy Volt.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal Judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, lizard, gopher or fish.

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Menendez calls FBI inquiry 'fallacious allegations'

Another one for the Mayo clinic?

They have two prostitutes on tape. This is one of them. Neither one knew who Menendez was. What's amusing and makes this story persuasive is how it came to light.

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He promised to pay them $500 each but gave them only a $100 after there sexual tryst. Democrats always promise more then they deliver. Menendez claims it's 'fallacious allegations'. This is in the same vein as the infamous John Edwards…"This is nothing but tabloid trash" statement.

BTW…This is the guy who wants to give illegals amnesty.

Menendez dismisses claims he slept with underage Dominican prostitutes as 'fallacious allegations'

WASHINGTON — New Jersey Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez told The Daily Caller Monday that reports he slept with underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic are "fallacious allegations."

Emails show that the FBI opened an inquiry last August into Menendez's repeated trips to the Dominican Republic.

Menendez dismissed the reports as "fallacious" when TheDC caught up with him in the subway of the Capitol building on Monday.

"I'm not going to respond to the fallacious allegations of your story," Menendez responded as he got off the train.

Would you take the word of a prostitute over a sitting United States Senator? Why not?
One lays on her back for a living, the other lies to make his. Next thing out of his mouth... he was posing as a Secret Service agent.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Another lie

Obama suggests he goes skeet shooting 'all the time'

Before you read this:

Google [Obama Golfing]

then Google

[Obama skeet shooting]

He goes 'all the time' right?

I couldn't find one picture of him holding a shotgun.

Except this one!

In an interview with The New Republic, President Barack Obama suggested he regularly goes skeet shooting with guests at Camp David.

"[U]p at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time," Obama said. "Not the girls, but oftentimes guests of mine go up there. And I have a profound respect for the traditions of hunting that trace back in this country for generations. And I think those who dismiss that out of hand make a big mistake. Part of being able to move this forward is understanding the reality of guns in urban areas are very different from the realities of guns in rural areas."

Somehow I can't see Barry with a Browning Citori 12 gauge O/U.

"And if you grew up and your dad gave you a hunting rifle when you were ten, and you went out and spent the day with him and your uncles, and that became part of your family's traditions, you can see why you'd be pretty protective of that," Obama added. "So it's trying to bridge those gaps that I think is going to be part of the biggest task over the next several months. And that means that advocates of Gun Control have to do a little more listening than they do sometimes."

Obama has aggressively pushed for tougher gun control laws since last month's mass shooting in Newton, Conn. left 27 dead. But some of the new policies championed by the president, including a ban on military-style "assault weapons," are receiving only tepid support from red-state Democrats in Congress.

New Republic editor-in-chief Franklin Foer conducted the interview alongside Chris Hughes, the publication's 29-year-old publisher. Hughes is a co-founder of Facebook, and worked for Obama's 2008 presidential campaign as an online organizer.