Remember Carlos Danger...now we have 'Pierre Delecto'

By John Nolte 

Mitt Romney Caught with Secret ‘Pierre Delecto’ Twitter Account to Champion Himself

The rap on Mitt McRomney? Although he's a Republican/Rino he isn't a fan of President Trump, and has an appetite for stabbing him in the back every chance he gets.

Everything about this story says so much about Mitt Romney: his pettiness, his insecurity, his lack of character, honesty, and decency, starting with how it all unraveled: Romney doing business with the establishment media — in this case, the far-left Atlantic and activist-reporter, McKay Coppins, who was originally hired at BuzzFeed to destroy Romney’s 2012 presidential campaign.

Back in 2011, Coppins was the affirmative-action hire of all affirmative-action hires. Determined to win Barack Obama a second term, BuzzFeed knew it needed a left-wing Mormon (or a “media-approved Mormon,” as I dubbed him at the time) on the team, someone who could trash Romney without being called a religious bigot. Before the race was over, among other things, Coppins accused Romney of ginning up a “race war” over his welfare reform proposals.

Moreover, Coppins is not terribly bright. That might seem unfair, but how else to describe a man who assured the world, Evan McMullin “is on the verge of beating Trump and Clinton in deep-red Utah” as he’s “literally building a new party.” Spoiler Alert: Trump won Utah by 18 points and McMullin is now a punchline. How else to describe a man who declared in 2014: “Trump very badly wants to be taken seriously as a potential political candidate and not be written off as a man-boy who cried wolf. But, at the same time, he plainly has no interest in actually running for office.” Spoiler Alert: Trump is the President of the United States.

Anyway, like an abused spouse, Romney continues to cuddle up to his media abusers, people who treated him much worse than Trump ever has.

 It’s a clinical condition known as McCain Syndrome, and there’s no known cure.

The moment McRomney chose to carry the baton for Brutus.

And so, because there is a God and He loves us, Romney’s cuddling with his abuser on the pages of the Atlantic has ended in total humiliation after he attempted to brag about his social media savvy (emphasis added):

When I met [Romney] in his office a couple of weeks later, I asked if [Trump’s] Twitter insults bothered him.

“That’s kind of what he does,” Romney said with a shrug, and then got up to retrieve an iPad from his desk. He explained that he uses a secret Twitter account—“What do they call me, a lurker?”—to keep tabs on the political conversation. “I won’t give you the name of it,” he said, but “I’m following 668 people.” Swiping at his tablet, he recited some of the accounts he follows, including journalists, late-night comedians (“What’s his name, the big redhead from Boston?”), and athletes. Trump was not among them. “He tweets so much,” Romney said, comparing the president to one of his nieces who overshares on Instagram. “I love her, but it’s like, Ah, it’s too much.

Except…

We now know it is not a “lurker” account.

Oh no… it is so much more than that…

It took a writer at Slate about fourteen seconds to discover that Mitt Romney, a sitting United States Senator, uses the name Pierre Delecto to run all around Twitter defending… Mitt Romney.

And Romney has already been forced to confirm that “Pierre Delecto” is indeed a fella named Willard.

First off, “Pierre Delecto” sounds like “Carlo Danger’s” serial killing partner. But whereas disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner used the pseudonym “Carlos Danger” to troll for underage girls, Romney uses “Pierre Delecto” to whimper like a Fredo for a little frikkin’ respect.

Well, not anymore. Now that he’s become the laughingstock of the Internet, Willard has locked up “Pierre” as a private account.

Thankfully, though, before he ran away and hid like a girl, we were able to discover just how much Mitt Romney loves him some Mitt Romney, and when Mitt Romney doesn’t get his due, Mitt Romney is there to say something about the greatness of Mitt Romney.

When Mitt Romney discovers his numero uno shrieking fangirl is disappointed in Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney is there to stand tall for Mitt Romney:

Gosh darn it, Mitt Romney does too have a moral compass.

Mitt Romney has principles, so says Mitt Romney, and so say we all…

But look at what Romney’s really doing, look at how pathetic this all is…

He’s so insecure and hungry for approval, but so cowardly and craven in not wanting to correct or criticize his abusers in the media directly, that he cowers in their mentions under the cloak of just another anonymous nobody.

Why doesn’t Romney use his verified Twitter account to makes these points, to set the record straight? Why doesn’t he reach out directly to those in the media when he wants something corrected?

I’ll tell you why… because he’s a whimpering, abused little quisling of a man — so intimidated and defeated by the corrupt media that when he’s not kissing abuser ass on the pages of the Atlantic, he can only try and regain some of his pride by hiding in the dark and rebelling in a way that isn’t even as nervy as ringing a doorbell and running.

If that’s not bad enough, Romney is using the “like” button on his Pierre Delecto account to file away those tweets that make Mitt Romney’s heart sing: tweets accusing Trump of swindling kids with cancer, about invoking the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office, and attacking Newt Gingrich for impeaching Bill Clinton while cheating on his own wife.

What a catty, cowardly, neurotic, little backstabbing gerbil Mitt Romney is…

But we already knew that. 

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Far out? Maybe not.

Remember Carlos Danger...now we have 'Pierre Delecto'

How old does this make you feel?

On a tip from Phil McCafferty

I started scrolling down faster to see if there was one with her and Lincoln.

How old does this make you feel?

Is it me?

Or is she starting to look more and more like Carrot Top's sister?

You could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

Is it me?

I was thinking

I was thinking;

If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

I was thinking;

If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent?

I was thinking;

If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

I was thinking;

Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama’s term were due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs.

I was thinking;

We should stop calling them all ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nausea are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking;

If Liberals don’t believe in biological gender then why did they march for women’s rights?

I was thinking;

How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders?

I was thinking;

Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?

I was thinking;

If you don’t want the FBI involved in elections, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking;

If Hillary’s speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking; (this was the best)

If Democrats don’t want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it’s all right for illegals to vote?

I was thinking

The Life and Times of Hunter Biden

This is only the half of it. They left this and a bunch more out.

Hunter Biden marries woman just ten days after they met

(Two weeks after marrying her this story broke...)

Hunter Biden sued by a woman claiming to have had his love child

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Hunter Biden got his law degree from Yale Law in 1996. He returned to Delaware to help his dad who was running for reelection in the Senate and was tapped to be Biden's deputy campaign manager. He also was a lawyer with MBNA America, a banking holding company in Delaware, which happened to be one of the biggest donors to his father's campaign.

At the age of 43, Hunter Biden applied for and received an age waiver to join the Navy Reserve after being inspired by his friend Greg Keeley, an Australian-American former military officer. Keeley wrote him a letter of recommendation. The Navy has a zero-tolerance, drug-and-alcohol abuse policy and asks all recruits about their prior substance use. Hunter Biden disclosed that he had used drugs in the past but said he was sober and got a second waiver from the Navy to join.

In early 2013, Hunter Biden, who had been sober for a couple of years, suffered a relapse after he was prescribed painkillers for shingles. When his prescription ran out, he began drinking again, The New Yorker reported.

On May 7, 2013 he was assigned to a Reserve unit at Naval Station Norfolk. He had hoped to work in naval intelligence, but was given a job in a public affairs unit.

During his first weekend on duty, Hunter Biden stopped by a D.C. bar. He said he bummed a cigarette from two South African men and that he felt "amped up" at first, but then exhausted as he made the three-hour drive to Norfolk. On his first day as a Navy reservist, he had a routine urine sample taken. A couple of months later he got the news that he had failed the drug test and that trace amounts of cocaine had been detected, The New Yorker reported. He was formally discharged on Feb.18, 2014.

In August 2015, Breitbart reported that Hunter Biden had set up an account on Ashley Madison, a website that connects married people who want to have affairs. The site was hacked and a list of subscribers was made public. Biden vehemently denied setting up the account and said that the profile that used his email address did not belong to him.

"I am certain that the account in question is not mine," Biden said. "This account was clearly set up by someone else without my knowledge."

[Remember when Andrew Breitbart dropped the bomb on Anthony Weiner's sexting? The Weiner said, " I was punked." This is the same shit.]

Hunter, Joe Biden and Barry (pictured in 2014) 

Recent interview.

 After Hunter got his law degree from Yale Law in 1996, he returned to Delaware to help his dad who was running for reelection in the Senate. and was tapped to be Biden's deputy campaign manager. Hunter also was a lawyer with MBNA America, a banking holding company in Delaware, which happened to be one of the biggest donors to his father's campaign. 

Two months later, Hunter Biden and his wife Kathleen, who he married in 1993, separated. On Dec. 9, 2016, she filed for divorce. On Feb. 23, 2017, Kathleen filed a motion in D.C. Superior Court seeking to freeze Hunter Biden's assets. She claimed in a motion that was leaked to the New York Post that her husband had put the family on the brink of financial ruin by spending massive amounts of money on drugs, alcohol and prostitutes. Kathleen also dropped the bombshell that Hunter was dating Hallie, his late brother Beau's widow.

Hunter Biden denied paying for prostitutes and claimed he hadn't been to a strip club in years. However, in an act of defiance, he told The New Yorker that the night after the Post article was published he "went directly to a strip club. I said, 'f--k them.'"

As his divorce was playing out in public, his relationship with Hallie started to crumble.

"All we got is sh-t from everybody, all the time,'" The New Yorker reported him as saying.

In 2016, Hunter Biden was supposed to go to a wellness center in Arizona but instead stayed in Los Angeles for about a week. In L.A. he purportedly asked a homeless man in Pershing Square where he could buy crack. Hunter told The New Yorker that the man took him to a nearby homeless encampment where someone put a gun to his head before realizing Hunter Biden was a prospective customer. After that incident, Hunter Biden said, he returned to buy more crack a few more times that week.

While in L.A., Hunter Biden also lost control of his rental car, damaged it and ended up calling the rental agency.

Hertz employee Zachary Romfo claimed he found a crack pipe in the car as well as a line of white powder residue on one of the consoles. Hertz notified the police and a narcotics offense report was filed. The report listed the items seized from Hunter's car, which included a plastic baggie containing a white powdery substance, a Secret Service business card, credit cards and Hunter Biden's driver's license.

His messy personal life complimented his complicated professional life.

On Aug. 23, 2008, then-Sen. Barack Obama publicly introduced Joe Biden as his running mate. Hunter Biden claimed that during the primaries some of Obama's advisers had been criticizing him to reporters. He told The New Yorker that he wasn't told to end his lobbying activities but that he knew "the writing was on the wall."

Hunter Biden dropped his lobbying clients and stepped down from an unpaid seat on the board of Amtrak.

"I wanted my father to have a clean slate," Hunter Biden said. "I didn't want to limit him in any way."

Since then, the younger Biden has been in the spotlight and his past actions have come back to haunt him and his father.

He told The New Yorker that recently he had seen reports on Twitter that Trump was calling for him to be investigated by the Justice Department. Hunter Biden said he noticed a helicopter flying above and purportedly told his wife Melissa, whom he married in 2019, "I hope they're taking pictures of us right now. I hope it's a live feed to the president so he can see just how much I care about his tweets."

He added, "I told Melissa, 'I don't care. F--k you, Mr. President. Here I am, living my life'."

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After reading this, his Ukraine/China bullshit is about as believable as OJ.

The Life and Times of Hunter Biden