The Hemingway Report

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

If it wasn't for Trump and Musk they wouldn't be!

My credit card has an expiration date. Evidently the race card does not.

I bought 2% milk today. Using his analogy it's racist because I didn't buy chocolate.

Almost elected a black woman?!?

Was he in church Ash Wednesday or got hit in the head with a hammer!

Harkens back to what Fred Sanford used to say about Aunt Esther. "She so ugly you could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.”

Only because Bundy and Dahmer weren't available.

And let's not forget about this.

These are the women who were sexually harassed by Andrew Cuomo: AG report

But I have to say if anyone deserves Cuomo it's NYC!