Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

From my friend Ed:

Subject: Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan

and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THEOSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND

Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY- Sean Penn

11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS -

Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by

Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF HILARY RODHAM CLINTON - Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am CORONATION OF HILARY RODHAM CLINTON

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home

Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

Money Can't Buy Me Love

That bastard.

How can he expect her to make it on...

150 million!

Money Can't Buy Me Love

Chris Wallace interview with "W"

As Bush is being interviewed at Camp David Wallace says to him. "Let me play you this sound bite of what Hillary said and give me your reaction."

"It did take a Clinton to clean up after the first Bush mess and I think it might take another one to clean up after the second Bush."

Clean up the mess the Bush's made!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone spare me.

Bush's response boiled down to, "Aw shucks Chris. That's just politics." I shut the TV off. This lame ass response made me sick to my stomach. I would have went ballistic but I'm not the President. I realize he has to take a more measured approach. But how about something like this:

"That's funny coming from her Chris. As best as I can remember my father nor I were ever impeached!"

Instead he just sits there and lets that bitch mop the floor with him. The Bush's, especially the old man, have been too chummy with the Clinton's. After the interview Bill called Herbert Walker Bush. Their tee time is still on for Saturday!

Chris Wallace interview with "W"

Where's The Beef ?

Obama's in the position he's in for one reason.

The keynote speech he gave at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

In the opening of the movie "Patton" George C. Scott gave the most electrifying speech I ever heard! That doesn't make him a General.

This is a quote from Joe Klein a liberal writer for Time Magazine.

"The Obama campaign, all to often, is about how wonderful the Obama campaign is."

Bingo!

Where's The Beef ?

The reason for mandatory IQ tests at the voting booth

I am a reporter for RNC News Channel 3. I am doing a exit poll at a Democratic primary with my camera crew. It doesn't matter what state.

A young lady walks out chewing gum incessantly. She appears to be about 21 years old.

"Hold on. Here she comes. As I approach her she realizes she's on TV. I detect the excitement in her eyes."

"Hi, I'm with RNC News do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

"Sure." She says in a bubbly voice.

"Who did you vote for?"

"Obama." She gestures 2 thumbs up with a broad smile on her face. She's still chewing the gum.

"May I ask why?"

"My girl friend Sue called me last night and told me to." She gives the gum a couple of quick chews.

"Do you know how long Obama has been in office?"

"I dunno." The gum chewing slows a little.

"Is Obama a Congressman or a Senator?" The gum chewing stops.

"I dunno." Then she starts chewing the gum faster and a big smile comes over her face. "But he sure is cute!"

"Well thanks for taking the time to talk to us."

"No problem." She looks at the camera with a certain look of satisfaction; puts her hands in the back pockets of her jeans, and still chewing her gum, walks away.

The reason for mandatory IQ tests at the voting booth

Tell me where I'm going wrong

I will take a simple approach. There are Democrats and Republicans. No argument there. Let's look at the Clinton's for a moment. Just think about them for a second......... OK, time is up. Now suppose, just suppose the Nixon's are alive. Pat is 64, Dick is 67. They want to get back in the White House but Dick knows he can't get a third term. So he runs his wife. (I guess you know where I'm going with this but hang on). As you know the Clinton's had the most scandal ridden administration of all time.

But wait, the Nixon's administration wasn't exactly Snow White. Democrats could certainly put forth a strong case about the scandals and corruption of his administration, although, he did have enough integrity to resign, rather then be impeached, unlike some people I know. That said, if he were running today (sorry, I meant his wife) with the rest of the Republican field there would be no way in hell I or the vast majority of Republicans would vote for him (I mean her).

He was exposed for what he is, and for his actions. Also, the Media would have a field day putting Nixon through a meat grinder while the Clinton's gets a free ride. I happen to like Nixon, but there's no way he's going back to the oval office.

So, why in the world as a Democrat would you want Billiary back in the White House? An impeached, disbarred, x-president! A disgrace to the nation! The butt of late night talk show jokes! Baggage that a freight train couldn't handle! This is the best that they could come up with? Think about what will happen if they get in. We will regurgitate all the Clinton scandals. Not to mention, start a slew of new ones. Sounds appealing doesn't it. The buzz word in politics now is change. 'We want change'. Where in the hell is the change in this? Tell me where I'm going wrong. Don't believe me? Punch in "Clinton scandals" on Google. Your computer will blow a gasket!

Tell me where I'm going wrong

Watch where his right hand goes

Former president, Bill Clinton, signs the shirt of Lori Stiles during a campaign stop for his wife Hilliary Clinton in Greenville, South Carolina. AP Photo

January 28, 2008 - 9:59AM

Hillary Clinton admitted today her husband Bill's hard-charging campaign tactics had gone overboard, but chalked the ex-president's fiery broadsides up to love and a chronic lack of sleep.

A day after rival Barack Obama trounced her in the South Carolina primary, the former first lady also mounted a vigorous defence of the two Clinton White House terms, which Obama has said did not spark transformational change.

Clinton was asked on CBS television's Face the Nation whether her husband was "out of control" after he took the Illinois senator, and the media to task, during a foul-tempered week-long campaign.

"You know, my husband has such a great commitment to me and to my campaign," the New York senator said.

"He loves me just like, you know, husbands and wives get out there and work on each others' behalf." ( What did they used to say. "Gag me with a spoon" )

She blamed the tensions of the tight battle for the party's presidential nomination

"Maybe he got a little carried away. You know, that comes with a hard-fought election," she said

Watch where his right hand goes

The Clinton's aka "Billiary"

I like to watch Dick Morris. Most of his views on the political landscape and the strategies of politicians are dead on. He brought up the fact that Hilliary says the Sovereign Wealth Funds needs to be scrutinized and more transparent. ( Some critics worry that foreign investment by sovereign wealth funds raises national security concerns because the purpose of the investment might be to secure control of strategically-important industries for political rather than financial gain. )

This is kind of funny coming from her since the Saudi-Royal Family gave a $10 million donation for the Clinton Library. Also, this one kills me, Bill Clinton is an investment advisor to the Ameer of Dubai and is paid $10 million a year in salary!

The Clinton's are liars, liars, liars. Nixon compared to the Clinton's was a shoplifter.

Getting back to the library. What a fucking scam job that is. Here we got a library that cost a whopping $165 million built as a monument to the most scandal riddled administration of all time. A tribute to an impeached, disbarred, x-president. A disgrace to the nation. America, in and even more despicable act, is actually contemplating putting these two lying bastards back in the White House! God help us.

The Clinton's aka "Billiary"

Top Ten Most Wanted - official website of THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT

You still think we don't have an illegal alien problem?

CLICK HERE

http://www.lapdonline.org/all_most_wanted

Funny. None of them have a last name like.... Jablonski.

Top Ten Most Wanted - official website of THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT

SNL skit "Billary"

Wolf Blitzer: "Mrs.Clinton, in the last debate when asked if you would give illegals a drivers license you hemmed and hawed and completely dodged the question. When I just asked you the same question you came back with an emphatic NO. Why the about face"?

Mrs. Clinton: "Actually Wolf, Bill and I discussed it in great detail. We believe illegals should have a drivers license. But after the Spitzer plan to give illegals a drivers license went up in flames and 77% of Americans were against it, we being Clinton's, not to reveal the truth, will tell Americans what they want to hear. Wolf.... isn't that what all Democrats do"?

Wolf: "Mrs. Clinton. It is refreshing to here you give an honest answer. I do believe this is the first time I have ever heard you speak the truth."

Mrs. Clinton "Thanks Wolf. By the way not only do I want illegals to have a drivers license I want all of us to speak Spanish, that is why I voted against English as our national language"!

Wolf Blitzer Looks in the camera

The sad part is, this ain't a joke!

SNL skit "Billary"

The Next Debate

Tim Russert :

"Mrs.Clinton, on the Amendment (Inhofe Amdt. No. 4064 ) dated May 18, 2006, at 05:00 PM to amend title 4 United States Code, to declare English as the national language of the United States and to promote the patriotic integration of prospective US citizens. Did you vote yes or no on this amendment"?

Mrs. Clinton :

"Well, ahhh-----Tim, ahhh---this is a tough question".

Tim Russert:

"You voted no bitch. Now try to squirm your way out of this one"!

http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=109&session=2&vote=00131#state

Click here to see how your Senator voted

The Next Debate

Best Pals?

Maybe I'm paranoid but I don't like the idea of Bush senior hanging around with Clinton. I think Clinton is using their friendship to attain his own goal to gain the White House as a third term president (Hillary is only a figurehead). Clinton has two things on his agenda. Sex and the White House. I think Bush, chumming it up with Clinton (an impeached President), hurts the Republican party and only legitimizes Clinton's bid for the White House. I wonder if Bush feels like he is being used?

You never saw Reagan chumming it up with Carter! Why hang with slime.

Best Pals?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reincarnation ?

Click on photo

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reincarnation ?

Redacted

This movie (REDACTED) produced by Mark Cuban is treason. Free speech and first amendment rights have no bearing hear. There is a line you cross that you can't jump from and cry free speech! Ask Cuban this: If Muslims are killilng people over cartoons what do you think will happen when they see American soldiers raping a 14 year old girl and killing her parents? Furthermore, when an American citizen living abroad, or a soldier, is beheaded because of your movie are you going to accept full responsibilty? Let me ask you this. Do you even care? Mark Cuban you are a traitor. You are certainly not an American! If you were standing in front of me right now I would knock your fucking teeth out!!!

Redacted

Somewhere in a Arkansas trailer park

Somewhere in a Arkansas trailer park

O'reilly & Cavuto

Why does O'reilly and Cavuto have people on their show with names like Garcia, Rodriguez, Rivera, Mendez, Chavez, and then sit back in amazement wondering why they are pro illegal?

These people do not understand the word illegal!

They give the same worn out excuses:

"This is the land of the free"

"They are hard working people"

"This country was created by immigrants"
"They do the work other people won't do"

Allow me to draw you a parallel. A man from West Virginia, whose parents were legal immigrants,came to American, the land of the free. His father was from a long line of hard working people who came to a country created by immigrants and took a job as a coal miner..

The son followed in his father's footsteps because they do the work other people won't do. It was the only job he could get. After working in the mines for 34 years he contracted black lung disease. The doctors told him he had six months to live. He worried about who would provide for his family after his death. So he went to a bank unarmed and told the clerk to fill the bag with money. Immediately after leaving the bank he is arrested.

Do we now say:

"Yeah, but this is the land of the free"

"Yeah, but he is hard working"
"This country was created by immigrants"
"They do the work other people won't do"

When does illegal mean illegal?

O'reilly & Cavuto

Imus

I never did watch Imus. But he made out like a bandit. He gets $20,000,000 and 4 months off from work. On top of that he is about to sign a mega contract with another network. If you listen closely, you could almost here the egg sizzle on Sharpton's head.

Imus

Looking for a new hero

As you know Sean Penn's close friend Saddam met his end dangling from the end of a rope. Now the poor bastard is left without a hero. What should a multi-millionaire movie star do for his country that has been so damn good to him? Why call on Chavez of course! The rest of his itinerary goes like this. Next week he is in Iran to kiss Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's ass and the following week he is going to Northern Pakistan to be the quest host on TTN (the Ayman al-Zawahiri Televised Terror Network).

Looking for a new hero

Here we go again Jose Carranza

Here we go again. This no good bastard just murdered three people execution style. Shot in the head for no reason. Is he here illegally? Why of course! The fucker is from Peru. But in examining this case this isn't the amazing thing. This is what is truly amazing. Prior to this he was arrested for a fake SS number, for raping a 5 year old girl and for threatening the girls parents. In the latter he faced a 31 count indictment. He also was arrested for assault charges in a separate incidence. This is just another example of American lives extinguished because of sanctuary cities. I mean, come-on, don't hurt anyone feelings by asking them if they here legally.

Here we go again Jose Carranza

Here's to you Harry

"This week we are going to complete this legislation and we will hopefully complete the final passage that will strengthen our border security and bring 12 million Undocumented Americans out of the shadows."

Look very closely at this quote from Harry Reid. He said we will strengthen our border security. Then in the same sentence he rewards illegal Mexicans, who could give a damn less about respecting our border, by calling them undocumented Americans. This guy makes me puke every time he opens his mouth.

Here's to you Harry

Goodby GOP

The Endangered Species Act was signed into law by Nixon in 1973. The act was designed to protect an imperiled species from extinction.The ESA protects species which are officially listed as "threatened" or "endangered". The Republican Party will be added to the list if this Immigration Bill passes.

Goodby GOP

How to get rid of illegals

Issue a tamper proof picture ID card. The card is called the American Identification Card (AIC) for short. This card is not for illegals, its for real Americans; us. Every purchase made throughout America whether it be on a credit card or cash would require presenting this card to make the purchase. The card would be swiped into a data bank machine similiar to a MasterCard. No card. No purchase. If you can't buy food, gas, or Corona how long do you think they could stay here! Is this inconvenient? Yes it is. But it short order this would drive them out of here. Look at it as forced (no cost) deportation. It will entail some tinkering but I'm sure it would work.

How to get rid of illegals

Drug Test for Welfare

From My Brother Roscoe

Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass! Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Drug Test for Welfare

Interview with an illegal Mexican

From my nephew Jeremy:

Here is a REAL INTERVIEW with an illegal Mexican at a protest march in Texas .


Trying to reason with an Illegal Mexican!


This is good! Below is a good example of a discussion with a master of circular logic. Don 't be logical, don't respect the truth or your adversary, just say what you think makes a new case when the previous case gets too difficult to defend.



Jim Moore reporting for a Houston TV station:



Jim: Juan, I see that you and thousands of other protesters are marching in the streets to demonstrate for your cause. Exactly what is your cause and what do you expect to accomplish by this protest?



Juan: We want our rights. We will show you how powerful we are. We will bring Houston to its knees!



Jim: What rights?



Juan: Our right to live here...legally. Our right to get all the benefits you get.



Jim: When did you come to the United States ?



Juan: Six years ago. I crossed over the border at night with seven other friends.



Jim: Why did you come?



Juan: For work. I can earn as much in a month as I could in a year in Mexico . Besides, I get free health care, our Mexican children can go to school free, if I lose my job I will get Welfare, and someday I will have the Social Security. Nothing like that in Mexico !



Jim: Did you feel badly about breaking our immigration laws when you came?



Juan: No! Why should I feel bad? I have a right to be here. I have a right to amnesty. I paid lots of money for my Social Security and Green Cards.



Jim: How did you acquire those documents?



Juan: From a guy in Dallas . He charged me a lot of money too.



Jim: Did you know that those documents were forged?



Juan: It is of no matter. I have a right to be here and work.



Jim: What is the "right" you speak of?



Juan: The right of all Aliens. It is found in your Constitution. Read it!



Jim: I have read it, but I do not remember it saying anything about rights for Aliens.



Juan: It is in that part where it says that all men have Alien rights, like the right to pursue happiness. I wasn't happy in Mexico , so I came here.



Jim: I think you are referring to the declaration of Independence and that document speaks to unalienable rights .. Not Alien rights.



Juan: Whatever.



Jim: Since you are demanding to become an American citizen, why then are you carrying a Mexican Flag?



Juan: Because I am Mexican. 

Jim: But you said you want to be given amnesty ... to become a US citizen.

Juan: No. This is not what we want. This is our country, a part of Mexico that you Gringos stole from us. We want it returned to its rightful owner.



Jim: Juan, you are standing in Texas . After wining the war with Mexico , Texas became a Republic, and later Texans voted to join the USA . It was not stolen from Mexico .



Juan: That is a Gringo lie. Texas was stolen. So was California , New Mexico and Arizona . It is just like all the other stuff you Gringos steal, like oil and babies. You are a country of thieves.



Jim: Babies? You think we steal babies?



Juan: Sure. Like from Korea and Vietnam and China . I see them all over the place. You let all these foreigners in, but try to keep us Mexicans out. How is this fair?



Jim: So, you really don't want to become an American citizen then.



Juan: I just want my rights! Everyone has a right to live, work, and speak their native language wherever and whenever they please. That's another thing we demand. All signs and official documents should be in Spanish . Teachers must teach in Spanish. Soon, more people here in Houston will speak Spanish than English. It is our right!



Jim: If I were to cross over the border into Mexico without proper documentation, what rights would I have there?



Juan: None. You would probably go to jail, but that's different.



Jim: How is it different? You said everyone has the right to live wherever they please.



Juan: You Gringos are a bunch of land grabbing thieves. Now you want Mexico too? Mexico has its rights. You Gringos have no rights in Mexico . Why would you want to go there anyway? There is no free medical service, schools, or welfare there for foreigners such as you. You cannot even own land in my country. Stay in the country of your birth.



Jim: I can see that there is no way that we can agree on this issue. Thank you for your comments.



Juan: Viva Mexico !

Interview with an illegal Mexican

Election not Coronation

We all know the President of the United States is restricted to 2 terms in office. Should that not apply to Senators? This is the reigning top 4.

1 Robert Byrd (D-WV) since January 3, 1959 48 years

this one is truly amazing

2 Ted Kennedy (D-MA) since November 7, 1962 44 years

3 Daniel Inouye (D-HI) since January 3, 1963 43 years

4 Ted Stevens (R-AK) since December 24, 1968 38 years

They don't even campaign anymore. Their reign is taken for granted.

Election not Coronation

The reasons we are being colonized

"I want to say immediately that anyone who has been in this country for five or six years, who's paid their taxes, who has stayed out of trouble ought to be able to translate into an American citizen immediately, not waiting."

Senator John Kerry

"I believe that we should have a policy of earned amnesty for those people who came into the United States undocumented. And that would provide that if they, after receiving a work permit, then met the standards of that permit, after a period of time they would be eligible to get a permanent residence status in the United States."

Senator Bob Graham

(I especially like this one. Notice how he conveniently leaves out the word illegal)

NC is overrun with illegals.

Senator John Edwards: Expressed joy and happiness that his one-time home of Robbins, North Carolina, is now half Hispanic. Senator Edwards also embraces the concept of citizenship tryouts, with no tiresome background checks, health examinations or waiting their turn in home countries. Standing in line is so old-fashioned...

"My family moved to that town because my father, who has a high school education and is still living, believed that by working hard and doing the right thing that his kids would have the opportunity for a better life.

"These Hispanic families? They came to Robbins, North Carolina, for exactly the same reason.

[APPLAUSE)] What idiots

"And those who came and live there, who work hard and are responsible, they have earned the right to be American citizens. "

Rep. Kucinich fearlessly stated, "Yes, I'm for amnesty. Yes, I'm for legalization of status." He also recited the "huddled masses" revisionist drivel about the Statue of Liberty.

"If they agree to wash the dishes in our restaurants or clean our homes or watch our children for the lowest wages imaginable, off the books then welcome to America."

Al Sharpton (Unbelievable-- and this asshole ran for President!)

The reasons we are being colonized

Why do illegals have it so good

I keep hearing on TV New York City among others is a Sanctuary City. What does that mean? It means cops are not allowed to ask anyone about their immigration status or even report them to federal authorities (as if the authorities would do anything anyway!) Now I ask you in all seriousness what idiot made up this rule. It just seems like no politician will stand up against illegal aliens. Instead they seek ways to make life easier for them. Are the illegals signing their paychecks? I think not since the vast majority do not pay taxes! It's about time these politicians find out who the hell they are working for! Very few politicians have the political will to do anything about it and I cannot understand why. Why would you allow America to be over run by illegals? What do they hope to gain from this? Do they want us to become a third world country like Mexico? Why is Mexico a third world country? Because Mexicans live there! The politicians both Democrats and Republicans don't care. It's time we took America back!

But wait, the politicians say it's unfeasible, to expensive, overwhelming, to send 12,000,000 illegals back to Mexico. Allow me to prove them wrong.

About a month ago I was watching TV and they were talking about Paris Hilton being arrested for DWI. Now I could care less about Paris Hilton but the guy made an interesting point. More then 2,500,000 people are arrested for DWI in the US every year. I looked it up and according to MADD it's closer to 1,600,000. The point is, you are arrested, put in jail, then if you have the money you bond out. Your drivers license is suspended for probably a year. You will spend 5 10 15 thousand in attorney fees. Your insurance will go up. It will remain on your MVR report for 75 years. Now you are going to put these people through all this crap, tie up the courts, some of these cases can actually go on for a year or more. I'm not defending drunk driving. It's wrong. No question about it. But why are we so tough on DWI and have absolutely no interest in arresting illegals?

This is astounding!!!!! Twelve Americans are murdered every day by illegal aliens, according to statistics released by Rep. Steve King of Iowa. If those numbers are correct, it translates to 4,380 Americans murdered annually by illegal aliens. That's 21,900 since Sept. 11, 2001 to Sept 11, 2006!!!!! This is approximately 5 times the amount of people killed on 911 and all the soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan combined. (a footnote--if you are arrested DWI and you are here illegally you are not automatically deported back to Mexico)

I guess this is of no concern. Evidently not. Illegals actually have more rights then we do. Try going to a hospital. The first words out of their mouth is "who do you have insurance with"? Unless you are an illegal then it goes like this "Please step in Mr. Gonzalez".

Why do illegals have it so good