Ebola or Aids?

Either or…I could care less. 

Pictures via:
http://moonbattery.com/?p=53636

http://www.lovebscott.com/news/is-that-you-al-sharpton-is-getting-smaller-and-smaller-reveals-his-workout-routine-photos-video

According to a new profile featured in the New York Daily News, Al weighs just 129.6 lbs. 

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The other night I had a incredible dream. I was walking along the beach in Naples, FL  as the sun began to rise and there just starting to glitter half buried in the sand, the small waves swelling around it, was a magic lamp. I pulled the lamp from the sand's grip but before I could rub it the Genie came out the spout in a poof of smoke and said, " I can change the present. You can have Al dead or Bin Laden." 

I was at a total loss for words.

Ebola or Aids?