Famous Presidential Lies Contest

LBJ:

We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

Nixon:

I am not a crook

GHW Bush:

Read my lips - No New Taxes

Clinton:

I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama:

I will have the most transparent administration in history.

ObamaCare will be discussed on C-Span. 

The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs. 

I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. 

The IRS is not targeting anyone. 

It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. 

I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".

You didn't build that! 

I will restore trust in Government. 

The Cambridge cops acted stupidly. 

The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk. 

It's not my red line - it is the world's red line. 

Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. 

We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.

I'll cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term (this was one of his biggest whoppers instead of $5.3 trillion in debt we are now at $18trillion)

I am not spying on American citizens. 

Obama Care will be good for America.

I never heard of Jonathan Gruber.  

You can keep your family doctor. 

Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

ObamaCare is not a tax. 

If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan. 

It's just like shopping at Amazon. 

I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels. 

I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups. 

I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.

I heard it on the news. 

I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.

And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act. 

If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.

I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term. 

I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.

The Taliban is not a terrorist organization. (They just protected Bin Laden for the hell of it)

And the biggest one of all:

"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

Looks like we have a clear winner.

Famous Presidential Lies Contest