Get out your checkbook...or your barf bag

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The recently fired FBI scumbag Peter Strzok started a GoFundMe page. The reason I used barf in the title this is their description of the embattled and beleaguered straight shooter that he is. And it only gets worse from here.

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'Peter Strzok, a man who has spent his entire life working to help keep us and our nation safe, has been fired. He needs your help.'

'For the last year, Pete, his work, and his character have been the target of highly politicized attacks, including frequent slanderous statements from President Trump, who actively—and apparently successfully—pressured FBI officials to fire Pete.'

Somehow in describing Strzok's flawless character three of the more infamous texts never made the cut.

1.

“(Trump’s) not ever going to become president, right? Right?!” Page wrote to Strzok, Bloomberg reports. 

“No. No he’s not. We’ll stop it,” Strzok replied.

2.

Strzok tells Page:

“I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in [Deputy Director Andrew McCabe’s] office—that there’s no way [Trump] gets elected—but I’m afraid we can’t take that risk. It’s like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you’re 40…”

3.

Page to Strzok: 

"POTUS wants to know everything we're doing."

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Get your bag and go here if you can stomach it. 

https://www.gofundme.com/peterstrzok

As of this posting, he's collected $219,253. A lot of Anonymous donations. Bet the Clinton Foundation was one of them. I can see Rosie opening her checkbook right now.

Had to laugh when I read this. What possible connection could Strzok have to 'ethics rules'?

*Please note: Due to federal ethics regulations as applied to the Securities and Exchange Commission (“agency”), any donation whose source cannot be determined or which falls into one of the categories below may be returned. Any aggregate donation of $390 or more will be publicly disclosed. We cannot accept donations from any “prohibited source” as defined by federal ethics rules that apply to the agency, which include any person or entity seeking official action by, doing or seeking to do business with, conducting activities regulated by, or having interests that may be substantially affected by the performance or nonperformance of official duties (including, but not limited to publicly traded companies, any individual or entity registered with the agency, anyone who appears or practices before the agency, anyone who is a witness or subject in any investigation by the agency); an organization a majority of whose members are described above; or any employee below a Senior Officer at the agency.

Get out your checkbook...or your barf bag