The Hemingway Report

Monday, March 12, 2012

New Medicare Program

On a tip from Keith Grant

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.

So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning, and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Cough Drops-The Mandate (feat. Sandra Fluke)

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Toto... we're not in Kansas anymore

Mitt finds the Yellow Brick Road in ruins at the hands of the evil King Obama. In November after he defeats him, the ROAD will be restored.

The Road "He" Traveled...

Technically it's extremely well crafted bearing the same quality of a movie trailer. The underlining subliminal theme is to blame Bush without mentioning his name. Which boils down to this:

The 17-minute documentary was directed by Davis Guggenheim and will be released on March 15 at campaign field offices across the nation. It's a testament to Obama's unlimited resources and his close connection with the liberal elite in Hollywood exemplified by Saul Alin...I mean Tom Hanks providing the narrative most likely Pro bono. The trailer comes across in segments becoming a culmination of feigned heart stopping moments mixed with sound bites totally lacking in any real substance. Maybe that's what this trailer is trying to project... since what he has done to fix it, only made it worse.

Are we to believe Obama wrestled with the decision to kill Bin Laden?

BTW-- What if Bin Laden was discovered hiding in some cave in Afghanistan. Do you mean to tell me our military would have to get Obama's permission to kill him. What's he gonna say....no.

Didn't we already go through this fiasco with Clinton?

Naturally all the relevant issues facing this country are going to be overlooked. Bet we won't here anything about the 16 trillion in debt in the full version. This entire trailer is so over the top it's laughable.

...Is Paved By Liberals

On a tip from Ed Kilbane

This despicable, vile, bottom feeding little piece of shit not only called her a "cu*t" and a "tw*at" he also taunts her for having a child with Down Syndrome!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Oscars- Not Just For Hollywood Anymore

And the award goes to....Barack Hussein Obama

for his leading role in... "Barry goes to Washington"

Press Conference 3/6/2012

Rarely does he hold a press conference. Judging by his record I don't blame him. The timing (Super Tuesday) was just a coincidence.

If you can tolerate it a link to the full transcript.

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2012/03/06/ongoing-text-transcript-of-president-obamas-first-full-news-conference-of-2012/

This is the clip, the moment, when he seized the Oscar.

I am particularly drawn to the validity concerning this statement. The rhetoric abounds with compassion and sensitivity concerning our men and women in uniform. Is it true? Partly. I sincerely believe he does care about our troops and presents a strong argument against placing them in harms way with regard to Iran. But is this the only reason? Is it even the real reason?

"When I visit Walter Reed; when I sign letters to families that haven’t, uh, whose loved ones who’ve not come home. I’m reminded that there is a cost. Sometimes we bear that cost but we think it through. We don’t play politics with it. When we have in the past, when we haven’t thought it through (meaning Bush) and it gets wrapped up in politics we make mistakes and typically it’s not the folks who are, uh, popping off who pay the price it’s these incredible men and women in uniform and their families who pay the price and as a consequence, I think it’s very important for us to take a careful, thoughtful, sober approach to what is a real problem and that is what we’ve been doing over the last three years– that’s what I intend to keep doing."

Then Reality Seeps in:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/08/us-iran-nuclear-israel-usa-idUSBRE82717220120308

A front-page article in the Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv on Thursday said Obama had told Netanyahu that Washington would supply Israel with upgraded military equipment in return for assurances that there would be no attack on Iran in 2012.