The Ant vs. The Grasshopper

On a tip from Keith Grant

  

The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER 

This one is a little different.....Two Different Versions .....

There are Different Morals 

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and 

laying up supplies for the winter. 

The grasshopper 

thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. 

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, 

so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:

Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house

and laying up supplies for the winter. 

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering

grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving. 

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC 

show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with 

a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.. 

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is  allowed to suffer so? 

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah

with the grasshopper  and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green..'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing,We shall overcome.

Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright 

has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake. 

President Obama condemns the ant 

and blames  President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the

grasshopper's plight. 

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid   exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has

gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, 

and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. 

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act

retroactive to the beginning of  the summer. 

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number  of green bugs and, 

having  nothing left to  pay his retroactive 

taxes, his home is confiscated by the  Government  Green Czar 

and given  to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading  friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's  food while the government house he is  in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it. 

The ant has  disappeared in the snow, 

never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found  dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now  abandoned, is taken over  by a gang of  spiders  who terrorize and ramshackle, the once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood. 

The entire Nation collapses

 bringing the rest 

of the free world with it. 

MORAL OF THE STORY: 

Be careful how you vote in 2012

The Ant vs. The Grasshopper